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    My wife's in an exceptionally good mood.

    I'm a little bit worried.

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    ^ Yes, beware !

    Maybe she knows the Rugby starts again today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I sent her a cute picture of the dog.

    But the dog was sat on her pillow. This apparently, is not allowed.
    Before SWIMBO, was with some fast love ... no Ray, not paid for.

    Shed the threads, her knickers ended up under the pillow/s

    No, No, No ... must respect Buddha ... Gold Buddha is on a Gold chain around her neck and
    it would be disrespectfull to Buddha to have female under-garments near Buddha .. no touchie woman and all that.

    So, removed said knickers and suggested that her ankles would look better behind her neck

    All Good !
    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I sent her a cute picture of the dog.

    But the dog was sat on her pillow. This apparently, is not allowed.
    Who in god's name would be happy to see a dog's arsehole nestled on their pillow?

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    Many I suspect. Depending on the "dog".

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Who in god's name would be happy to see a dog's arsehole nestled on their pillow?
    If the dog is 5' tall/35kg........... she can park that arsehole on my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Who in god's name would be happy to see a dog's arsehole nestled on their pillow?
    Or that famous line "Lipstick on the pillow"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    My wife is constantly telling me that I don't make an effort to understand and take part in Thai culture.

    Last night I told her I was going to make more effort to join in with Thai customs and was gonna take on a Mia Noi.

    She went bladdy mental. You just can't win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    ^ Yes, beware !

    Maybe she knows the Rugby starts again today?

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    Before SWIMBO, was with some fast love ... no Ray, not paid for.

    Shed the threads, her knickers ended up under the pillow/s

    No, No, No ... must respect Buddha ... Gold Buddha is on a Gold chain around her neck and
    it would be disrespectfull to Buddha to have female under-garments near Buddha .. no touchie woman and all that.

    So, removed said knickers and suggested that her ankles would look better behind her neck

    All Good !
    Want to try that again in English?

    Though, being Aussie, I suppose that's a step too much to ask for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    My wife's in an exceptionally good mood.

    I'm a little bit worried.
    it's a trap !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    My wife has lost her temper once in the 23 years we've been married.

    Central Wong Amat Beach Resort was the venue, in the late nineties.

    The receptionist on the receiving end squatted down to look for something underneath the desk top.

    And didn't 'find it' for about a minute and a half.

    A suitable room befitting the payment I'd made in Bangkok quickly became available.
    that doesn't make sense, whatsoever

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    That's because you are a moron with minimal English.

    You just haven't realised this because, well, see above.

    A vicious circle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    That's because you are a moron with minimal English.
    It's a toss-up at times between Dragonfart's and chico's semi-literate gibberish as to who makes less sense . . .

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    Chico/Yaso/Horatio/Egghead wins every time!

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    Dragonfart can't even beat chico . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    My wife's in an exceptionally good mood.

    I'm a little bit worried.
    No need to worry until she tells you she has taken up gardening and you notice she has dug a 6' by 3' hole in the backyard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    That's because you are a moron with minimal English.

    You just haven't realised this because, well, see above.

    A vicious circle.
    keep diverting, your post still didn't make any sense whatsoever

    that's you quite triggered over it though,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    keep diverting, your post still didn't make any sense whatsoever

    that's you quite triggered over it though,
    Stop quibbling and produce the evidence that proves you are not a serial failure. You said you would produce it, then you wandered off and posted elsewhere.

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    Fuck off ruining every thread you twats. And you're all to blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Stop quibbling and produce the evidence that proves you are not a serial failure. You said you would produce it, then you wandered off and posted elsewhere.
    it's in the DH, love

    hurry up before Nervbaba have it removed

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Fuck off ruining every thread you twats.
    It's what TD does. Proud.
    Same old usual individuals and their supporting cast.
    ....and don't recognize themselves as such through their deluded state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    it's in the DH, love
    You're not very observant, buttplug. This thread is in the Lounge.

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    Today the wife is very angry because she banged her finger with the garden fork, while clearing part of the very overgrown garden. Following this she inadvertently switched off the internet router while I was working. I thought is had broken down again and mentioned it, to which she threw the router on the floor. Fortunately, it survived and is back up and running.

    This is only day one of lockdown. I'm not sure if I will manage to survive 14 days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Today the wife is very angry because she banged her finger with the garden fork, while clearing part of the very overgrown garden. Following this she inadvertently switched off the internet router while I was working. I thought is had broken down again and mentioned it, to which she threw the router on the floor. Fortunately, it survived and is back up and running.

    This is only day one of lockdown. I'm not sure if I will manage to survive 14 days...

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    Gert normally gets angry on the 1st and 16th of the month but sometimes starts jumping up and down shouting win darling we win.
    I think feck we got the first prize but after 5 minutes she calms down at tells me we have won 3000 baht.
    Well at least i get a couple of bottles of Chang out of it ,soon be the 16th wonder what mood she is going to be in around 4pm.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    Anniversary coming up this week, belts and braces with 16 calendar reminders, won't risk a repeat of that forgotten one about 8 years ago, fortnight no food or talk.

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