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    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    second time you've name dropped these two, so i googled them....they wrote books which newbies and sexpats buy in thai airports.

    kudos.

    for someone who's trying so hard to be a satirist....you fail miserably at seeing the satire in the mirror.
    After I've Google what satire means you are going to get flamed to fuck.

    Brace yourself.

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    there you go again....trying (and failing) to be funny.

    maybe someday.

    but it's seeming less and less likely with each post.

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    I'm looking through your posting history and looking for hints but I'm struggling. How far back did you lose your sense of humour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I'm struggling
    that's abundantly clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I'm looking through your posting history

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    Thanks for confirming you're a massively humourless wanker, but I fear you were trying (and failing) to make another point.

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    Fair play for posting it up.

    Yes, it might not be the best, but at least you had a stab and released it for all to see.

    I liken this thread to a fat bloke going to gym to lose weight and better himself whilst all the regulars snigger and mock him for trying.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    ^
    you're doing that obvious thing again.

    maybe being obvious is just your thing?

    i'd tell you to run with it....but you're clearly already doing that.

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    Clearly, yes. Well done.

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    Oh look, ray is being a cvnt again. What a surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Clearly, yes. Well done.
    It was ill written and poorly conceived at best but I do endorse the piece and encourage you to write more. Just like painting you will get better at it through diligence.

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    armstrong, when you are in a hole, it's best to stop digging.

    you wrote a "story", dredged up from the murky depths of your alcohol pickled brain, somehow believing it to be the height of cutting edge thai related satire, when in fact it was possibly one of the stupidest efforts at either humour or satire ever seen on the forum, and now that teak doors rather more observant critics have gleefully jumped on it you continue to deflect from your deserved humiliation by posting even more utter drivel.

    face it armstrong, you are not an author, never have been and never will be.

    many artists do benefit from the ingestion of alcohol and drugs and find that their creative juices are stimulated even to the point of genius by their use, but you are certainly not one of them because the reality is that you are just another "B" list tefling drunkard, a piss artist in fact.

    thailand is full of them, disillusioned middle aged men content only when there are a few beers within easy reach, (or even more likely with someone to run to the fridge and bring them one) using alcohol as a crutch to escape from the reality of their situation and boring the arse of anyone within earshot with their infantile backslapping jokes about beer, inebriation and "copping a feel" off some compliant nubile, jokes that most sensible folk grew out of after their first experience of drunkeness at the age of 16.

    and that you, a middle aged man with a family (as the endless links to your facebook and twitter pages inform us) continue to plough that redundant furrow speaks volumes about your intellectual development, or rather the lack of it.

    p.s. was your tefler certificate obtained at nops print shop on khaw san road by any chance?


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    but I do endorse the piece and encourage you to write more
    for fxcks sake you dumb idiot. dont encourage him.

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    I'll get back to you in a minute tax so stop wanking furiously.

    But first up, I have never linked to my Facebook so that's a dream you've had.

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    sorry if i was mistaken, i followed the links you posted on the football club thread you started, it took me to a facebook page entitled "my toilet paper challenge", is that you?



    Bangkok Old Boys Football Club - Bangkok Old Boys #ToiletPaperChallenge | Facebook

    stay classy armstrong.

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    "you wrote a "story", dredged up from the murky depths of your alcohol pickled brain"

    - I did, thank you for noticing.

    "teak doors rather more observant critics"

    You mean Mr and Mrs misery? Who haven't had a good word to post about anything for about 10 years. A critic is one way to describe them, yes.

    "face it armstrong, you are not an author, never have been and never will be."

    Actually, and you'll love this. I've worked on two books that have been published.


    "thailand is full of them, disillusioned middle aged men content only when there are a few beers within easy reach, (or even more likely with someone to run to the fridge and bring them one) using alcohol as a crutch to escape from the reality of their situation and boring the arse of anyone within earshot with their infantile backslapping jokes about beer, inebriation and "copping a feel" off some compliant nubile, jokes that most sensible folk grew out of after their first experience of drunkeness at the age of 16."

    Fair play thats pretty spot on.




    "as the endless links to your facebook "

    Lies.

    "p.s. was your tefler certificate obtained at nops print shop on khaw san road by any chance?"

    And *THIS* my friends is how you write Thai based satire.
    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    sorry if i was mistaken, i followed the links you posted on the football club thread you started, it took me to a facebook page entitled "my toilet paper challenge", is that you?



    Bangkok Old Boys Football Club - Bangkok Old Boys #ToiletPaperChallenge | Facebook

    stay classy armstrong.
    Always. I'm a classy bastard.

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    Feel free to keep on stalking me because you didn't like the little story I wrote though!

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    Actually, and you'll love this. I've worked on two books that have been published.
    so you were a shelf stacker in waterstones were you?

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    Nope. Published in a book. A real life, shitty book that probably no-one has ever or will read. But still, published.

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    ^
    Jeez it’s a tough audience here on Teak Door.

    Btw I read your story and yep, it’s shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    I'm looking through your posting history and looking for hints
    The Good Lord gave us both Ray and autodelete.

    Halleluja

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post

    Halleluja
    You called?

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    Well done armstrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    I liken this thread to a fat bloke going to gym to lose weight and better himself whilst all the regulars snigger and mock him for trying.
    I don't think anything like that would happen on this website.

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    The story reads like some Serb took a stab at writing in Inglish

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