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    Hello to me mates on Teak Door.

    Hello fukos,

    My mate Uncle Dave reckons I should tell ya's ta go get fooked eh.

    You lot have a lovely day won't cha' s.


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    Having a great bong there Tez.

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    Well, it was a nice day, not so much now...

    How is the handbag, Terrance?

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    Ah, Tezza . . .

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    Get a dead dingos cock up ya sport.

    Onya Terry.

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    I'm not your mate, Tel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    My mate Uncle Dave reckons I should tell ya's ta go get fooked eh.
    No one calls their mate “uncle” - Is it really worth it Teary, driving out and camping in the arsehole of nowhere, hiding, just to have “Uncle Dave” fuck the bejaysus out of you.

    I hope he bought you a new camping stove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW
    I'm not your mate, Tel.
    That's OK "Uncle Dave" isn't really his mate either. Or his uncle for that matter.

    He's the bloke that gives it to Terrence up the shitter. More than mates and more like mates with him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Get a dead dingos cock up ya sport.
    That's a 'dead dingo's donger' . . . uneducated Pom scum . . . and is usually used as 'driza (dry as a) dead dingo's donger'

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    Mixing metaphors is what Tel, the faux-Aussie bloke does regularly.

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    Had a liquid lunch, Tezza ?

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    Does a gob full of jizz count?

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    Uncle Dave and Twerry...

    Hello to me mates on Teak Door.-giphy-gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
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    Does a gob full of jizz count?



    ouch!

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    Hansum Man! panama hat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Does a gob full of jizz count?
    Are you saying LD is a receiver?

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    No, was referring to Teary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Are you saying LD is a receiver?
    Oh for sure. He and Twerry have most likely met in the bath house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Hello to me mates on Teak Door.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    I'm not your mate, Tel.
    Just had my calculator out.
    Seems that Terry did not greet you, and if so, you are right.

    If you are wrong, he did say hello.

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    I remember a couple of years ago when Teary had a serious meltdown. Got DrAndy jailed - he exposed himself as a real sook and not the Aussie larrikin he always like to portray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    I remember a couple of years ago when Teary had a serious meltdown. Got DrAndy jailed - he exposed himself as a real sook and not the Aussie larrikin he always like to portray.

    Only one thing worse than calling an Aussie a sook.

    And that is calling an Aussie a Skippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    I remember a couple of years ago when Teary had a serious meltdown. Got DrAndy jailed
    Umm that was more like 5 years ago old man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    I remember a couple of years ago when Teary had a serious meltdown. Got DrAndy jailed - he exposed himself as a real sook and not the Aussie larrikin he always like to portray.
    You mean he's not a bogan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Hello fukos,

    My mate Uncle Dave reckons I should tell ya's ta go get fooked eh.

    You lot have a lovely day won't cha' s.

    MY mate uncle dave tells me to tell you You're an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Oh for sure. He and Twerry have most likely met in the bath house.
    That really is funny. Nailed it again.Fucking hilarious. Brilliant. You are a very funny lady.

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