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    The Jesus wheezers must be beside themselves.

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    Coronavirus live news: UN warns of 'biblical' famine;
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    What next? Floods? war? is Jesus coming?
    Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?

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    Manufacturing historic perspectives?
    Usually accompanies most everything.

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    ...St Hugh of the Cows has been known to wheeze on Jeezus...

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    It's the Gay's fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    It's the Gay's fault
    The Swedish comedian Henrik Borsin and his Grotesco humor group made a gag about that:

    Bogarnas fel - English subtitles - video dailymotion

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    They'll certainly be wheezing if they ignore the lockdown....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?
    I throttled a chicken

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    The Jesus wheezers must be beside themselves.-miracles-jpg

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    Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.
    He will look down on all of you heathens and say "who's laughing now Mofos?" Repent now T.C. (you know you want to)
    (apologies to fish I couldn't find a suitable jethro tull song)


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    What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
    ...dust vs pixel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.
    ...masks required?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.

    Not me.

    I got meself a TD amulet™. I show it at the Pearly Gates™ and I get waved through to the VIP Section™ where there are fountains of Leo Beer™, mountains of Cashew fried rice, and a Beer Chang™ wife beater is appropriate fashion to wear every day of the week.
    Dear Anti-vaxers: Enjoy your free trial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B View Post
    I got meself a TD amulet™
    That's for Buddhists . . . sheesh! Hugh's God only accepts crosses or little electric chairs . . . or Amex/MasterCard/Visa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.
    He will look down on all of you heathens and say "who's laughing now Mofos?"
    ...St Hugh's god exposed to ridicule: speaks ebonix in revenge!...

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    There are "normal" old Jesus on crosses, and then there are the bungee-jumping variety :

    The Jesus wheezers must be beside themselves.-bunjeesus-jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B View Post
    Not me.

    I got meself a TD amulet™. I show it at the Pearly Gates™ and I get waved through to the VIP Section™ where there are fountains of Leo Beer™, mountains of Cashew fried rice, and a Beer Chang™ wife beater is appropriate fashion to wear every day of the week.

    Phaaaark I wanna go there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
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    Jesus is an Ancient Alien waiting to come back to enslave us all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
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    Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?
    FYI. As all Christians are aware, arrival is not imminent as Jesus is self isolating at the moment. It will take a while as followers of the false prophet, followed by the followers of the anti christ must be smote first. We will get to the other unbelievers in due course, although that may take some planning due to the lack of firewood and potential carbon emission issues. Pedo priests infused with an accelerant is being discussed as a possible combustible alternative.
    TC dont bother hiding under the bed. It'll do you no good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    FYI. As all Christians are aware, arrival is not imminent as Jesus is self isolating at the moment.
    ...at the moment? He's been isolating for over 2K years...well past time for a second coming...or even a third if he's got the stamina...

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