Thread: The Jesus wheezers must be beside themselves.

Plague

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Famine

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Pestilence

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What next? Floods? war? is Jesus coming?
Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?

Manufacturing historic perspectives?
Usually accompanies most everything.

...St Hugh of the Cows has been known to wheeze on Jeezus...

It's the Gay's fault

Originally Posted by panama hat

It's the Gay's fault

The Swedish comedian Henrik Borsin and his Grotesco humor group made a gag about that:

Bogarnas fel - English subtitles - video dailymotion

They'll certainly be wheezing if they ignore the lockdown....

Originally Posted by Cujo

Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?

I throttled a chicken

Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.
He will look down on all of you heathens and say "who's laughing now Mofos?" Repent now T.C. (you know you want to)
(apologies to fish I couldn't find a suitable jethro tull song)

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

Originally Posted by VocalNeal

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

...dust vs pixel...

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.

...masks required?...

Originally Posted by Plan B

I got meself a TD amulet™

That's for Buddhists . . . sheesh! Hugh's God only accepts crosses or little electric chairs . . . or Amex/MasterCard/Visa

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.
He will look down on all of you heathens and say "who's laughing now Mofos?"

...St Hugh's god exposed to ridicule: speaks ebonix in revenge!...

There are "normal" old Jesus on crosses, and then there are the bungee-jumping variety :

Originally Posted by Plan B

Not me.

I got meself a TD amulet™. I show it at the Pearly Gates™ and I get waved through to the VIP Section™ where there are fountains of Leo Beer™, mountains of Cashew fried rice, and a Beer Chang™ wife beater is appropriate fashion to wear every day of the week.

Phaaaark I wanna go there!

Originally Posted by Cujo

Plague

Famine

Pestilence

What next? Floods? war? is Jesus coming?
Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?

Jesus is an Ancient Alien waiting to come back to enslave us all

Originally Posted by Cujo

Plague

Famine

Pestilence

What next? Floods? war? is Jesus coming?
Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?

FYI. As all Christians are aware, arrival is not imminent as Jesus is self isolating at the moment. It will take a while as followers of the false prophet, followed by the followers of the anti christ must be smote first. We will get to the other unbelievers in due course, although that may take some planning due to the lack of firewood and potential carbon emission issues. Pedo priests infused with an accelerant is being discussed as a possible combustible alternative.
TC dont bother hiding under the bed. It'll do you no good.

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

FYI. As all Christians are aware, arrival is not imminent as Jesus is self isolating at the moment.

...at the moment? He's been isolating for over 2K years...well past time for a second coming...or even a third if he's got the stamina...