Plague
Famine
PestilenceCoronavirus live news: UN warns of 'biblical' famine;
What next? Floods? war? is Jesus coming?
Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?
Plague
Famine
PestilenceCoronavirus live news: UN warns of 'biblical' famine;
What next? Floods? war? is Jesus coming?
Are TDs jesus wheezers getting in the mood?
Manufacturing historic perspectives?
Usually accompanies most everything.
...St Hugh of the Cows has been known to wheeze on Jeezus...
It's the Gay's fault
The Swedish comedian Henrik Borsin and his Grotesco humor group made a gag about that:
Bogarnas fel - English subtitles - video dailymotion
They'll certainly be wheezing if they ignore the lockdown....
Of course God in his infinite mercy will send all you heathens to the fiery pit for eternity with no remission for good behaviour.
He will look down on all of you heathens and say "who's laughing now Mofos?" Repent now T.C. (you know you want to)
(apologies to fish I couldn't find a suitable jethro tull song)
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
Some people think it don't, but it be.
There are "normal" old Jesus on crosses, and then there are the bungee-jumping variety :
FYI. As all Christians are aware, arrival is not imminent as Jesus is self isolating at the moment. It will take a while as followers of the false prophet, followed by the followers of the anti christ must be smote first. We will get to the other unbelievers in due course, although that may take some planning due to the lack of firewood and potential carbon emission issues. Pedo priests infused with an accelerant is being discussed as a possible combustible alternative.
TC dont bother hiding under the bed. It'll do you no good.
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