Thread: Leprechaun Laughs

A 3-foot-and-4-inches-tall Irishman was arrested this morning for allegedly taking advantage of credulous women by posing as a leprechaun and extorting sexual favors in exchange for a fictional “pot of gold hidden at the end of a rainbow”.
29-year old Connor O’Byrne was arrested this morning at his Dublin residence by the Garda Síochána, the Irish national police.

According to police spokesman Seamus Murphy, Mr. O’Byrne used a rather unusual stratagem to cheat both tourists and naive locals sexual favors from them:

“The victims all said he dressed up like a leprechaun and said he had a huge pot filled with gold coins, hidden at the end of a rainbow, that he was willing to offer for sex.”
Surprisingly, that rather far-fetched scam fooled dozens of gullible women. 26 victims have already filed complaints with the Garda, but investigators believe the real number of victims could be over 200 or even 300.

“Many of these women were extremely naive and vulnerable. Some even cried when we told them that leprechauns don’t really exist.”
While searching through his house, the police found six different leprechaun costumes, as well as a few ancient gold coins he used to “prove the existence of his pot” and lure his victims.


Garda Síochána spokesman, Seamus Murphy, says the number of victims could be in the hundreds and asks other victims to contact the police.

Mr. Connor faces a total of 64 criminal charges, including 26 accusations of embezzlement, 18 charges of sexual abuse and 8 charges of fraud.

According to investigators, the number of accusations could easily double or even triple over the next few days.

If found guilty on all charges, he already faces a sentence of life in prison and a fine of €75,000.

His trial his expected to begin in March at the Dublin criminal courts of Justice.

Irish midget accused of posing as a leprechaun to extort sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold

So that's what lulu has been up to.

Jaysus is dat really a crime, den?

#Prey4Lulu

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Jaysus is dat really a crime, den?

Seeing as you are 4'6 . . . yes

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

If found guilty on all charges, he already faces a sentence of life in prison and a fine of €75,000.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Jaysus is dat really a crime, den?

Life in prison seems a tad harsh for that, eh?

Lulus been in imprisoned for less

Anyone dumb enough to fall for that deserves all they get let's face it.

hmm... santa claus, easter bunny, the tooth fairy, unicorns and leprechauns - lottery tickets

Originally Posted by Cujo

Anyone dumb enough to fall for that deserves all they get let's face it.

Are dwarves built to scale?

Brilliant. The bloke deserves a Nobel.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Lulus been in imprisoned for less

It's the way you tell 'em.

Can't wait for the movie, 50 Shades of Green.

and the drunken fukwit is posting it in TD news section..

World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a satirical fake news website purporting to be an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated to covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe

Originally Posted by Dillinger

#Prey4Lulu

Subtle

Originally Posted by Cujo

Anyone dumb enough to fall for that deserves all they get let's face it.

Appears you did.

CCC good article posted in the news.

Originally Posted by lom

and the drunken fukwit is posting it in TD news section..

He also posted up a thread that had already been started because he's too dumb or drunk to know of its existence.

A poster so valued that he has mod buttons.

An example to us all.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Couple of things to remember here.

1) Chitty's 'news' stories are frequently very, very old 'news'.

2) They are also frequently complete bullshit.

This one ticks both boxes.

Originally Posted by lom

and the drunken fukwit is posting it in TD news section..

World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a satirical fake news website purporting to be an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated to covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe

^ Squirrel take a chill pill......

Originally Posted by Dillinger

#Prey4Lulu

#WhereisLulu #LuluExpiredVisa #LuluBackInEurope #LuluBannedInThailand

Christ, I guess you'll be doing this in every other post for years now that you've learned a new trick.

Well, new to you anyway.

#FOC #you #dumbkunt #