Thread: Things you wish you'd bought before the lockdown

I need some new jeans. My current selection of two pair are getting a bit worn out.

I'm pleased that I have electric clippers. Still relatively well groomed despite all barber shops being closed.

Originally Posted by happynz

I'm pleased that I have electric clippers. Still relatively well groomed despite all barber shops being closed.

I have some Wahl ones. But have ended up taking the lot down to number one length after letting the wife try and blend it in. It'll grow back

Theres nothing I'm really short of...

Beers... Check


Tabs... Check


Ice cream... Check


Cinnamon rolls... Check


Jagerbombs and board games... Check

Alcohol, nicotine and sugar . . . you're all set

^ Got some nice sweet mangos too

Where's this nut shop you mentioned missing earlier?

Man that Dil is living the dream. ....

BTW, I am down to 3 beers and a combined 67 bottles of Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon and Rum.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I am down to 3 beers and a combined 67 bottles of Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon and Rum.

good form



I know what I'm missing now

The happy ending

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Does mouthwash contain 70% ethanol?

I'm running of rubbing alcohol/hand sanitizers for our checkpoint frontliners.

Use Hydrogen Peroxide, safe cheap & effective, its all I have used for well over 20 years!
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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Theres nothing I'm really short of...

I am not a jealous type of person, I am not a jealous person .................

Originally Posted by Airportwo

I am not a jealous type of person, I am not a jealous person .................

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Where's this nut shop you mentioned missing earlier?

Ground floor 1Utama, Old Wing, opposite the entrance to Aeon Supermarket . . . you can spend ages there trying as well . .

Big black dildo

New bottle of Crown Royal!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

good form



I know what I'm missing now

The happy ending

Looks enjoyable!

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Man that Dil is living the dream. ....

BTW, I am down to 3 beers and a combined 67 bottles of Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon and Rum.

you still alive?

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

you still alive?

I am on life support.

Mainland Vintage Cheese and a haircut.

Mindless and unnecessary consumption and accumulation.
Especially during these trying and uncertain times.

Conditioned distraction?
Reflex?

^FOJ!

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I am on life support.

Oh lala! lol
Mixing Sprite with Crown Royal as I'm out of Gingerale.. lol. My guys friends tell me to drink it on the rocks, but it burns going down. Maybe im a wuss. A lightweight since I haven't drank in six months.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

A lightweight.

Nah.

Kaffir lime leaves or the seeds to produce the plant that will give me them. I somehow get the feeling that they annual summer vacation to Thailand won't be happening this year.
Wish I'd bought a kitten/puppy for the parents back in the UK over Christmas, the lock-down is making them lose their minds through boredom haha.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

A lightweight since I haven't drank in six months.

Are you ready to show us your tits then?

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Crown Royal

Well that explains the "burns going down" comment. ..

Originally Posted by lom

Are you ready to show us your tits then?

Dear God. Don't. Just fucking don't.

^ and she did it!!

Originally Posted by lom

^ and she did it!!

I hold you personally responsible for that horror.