I'll take that.
I did meet him in Bangkok one time, the other music bar on Cowboy, opposite Country Road. He was a bit of a miserable cnut. Paul Parker was a top bloke.
Anyway i will accept Andrew Cole as a compliment.
Now lets assign TD's cooks to footballers...
PAG, the class and hairdo of Ravinelli
Headworx...The hoe smasher
Hal...The Moss side Maradonna
Snubby... Jan Molby, The Norwegian wobbly wonder
Chitty.. The leagues most prolific sorer of own goals... Richard Dunne
Ant Rob... Scholesy?, nah Alexi Lalas
Mendip... Dog loving, shameless public wanker, Alexis
Luigi...