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    This is the start of the Zombie Apocalypse

    New research is showing that those who test positive for covid-19 will at some point in the near future enter a zombie like state. Don't believe me? Well look here...

    REVEALED: Zombie outbreak IS possible - and only needs evolution of ONE parasite to happen

    REVEALED: Zombie outbreak IS possible - and only needs evolution of ONE parasite to happen | Science | News | Express.co.uk

    Better get your guns and lock and load. The future of the world will depend on the mighty few.

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    Yeah, best not to take the science section of the Express too seriously. Or any other section to be fair.

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    the Express, that rag is still alive? they are zombie themselves in a digital world

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Yeah, best not to take the science section of the Express too seriously.
    Did you miss the smiley face?

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    We are doomed...




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    She warned that toxoplasma is dangerous

    The idea that this parasite knows more about our brains than we do, and has the ability to exert desired change in complicated rodent behaviour, is absolutely fascinating.

    Toxoplasma has done a phenomenal job of figuring out mammalian brains in order to enhance its transmission through a complicated life cycle.

    Other experts however believe that viruses are what will ultimately turn the human race into zombies.


    Jeez, even science fiction writers manage to make their ideas more believable.

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    I wonder which would come out as the worst of the worst in a shit-off between the Daily Express, the Daily Mail, the Daily Star and the Sun?

    I'd imagine the Mail would top the list for its sheer hatred and the repulsiveness of its equally hate-filled right-wing readers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post

    REVEALED: Zombie outbreak IS possible - and only needs evolution of ONE parasite to happen
    Yes. You

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    :zing:


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I wonder which would come out as the worst of the worst in a shit-off between the Daily Express, the Daily Mail, the Daily Star and the Sun?

    I'd imagine the Mail would top the list for its sheer hatred and the repulsiveness of its equally hate-filled right-wing readers.
    Once purchased a Star and a Viz together after landing at Manchester airport eons ago. I couldn't decide which one was the pisstake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    Once purchased a Star and a Viz together after landing at Manchester airport eons ago. I couldn't decide which one was the pisstake.
    It must have been a difficult day in the Star editorial offices when they stop allowing tits out in the national newspapers.

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    Zombie Fungus Enslaves Only Its Favorite Ant Brains | Live Science

    Only if the Chinese start eating these....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Did you miss the smiley face?
    Snubs one of those in the Zombie state now.

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    Chinese Zombies vs Japanese Zombies! Ahhh, Jezzuzzz..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Snubs one of those in the Zombie state now.

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    great photo snubby of yourself see lockdown is troubling you.

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    Zombies eat brains.

    You'll be safe Chico.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Zombies eat brains.
    And the Chicken head club eat each other. gobble gobble gobble.

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    In fact you wouldn't even count as an entree.

    More likely the brain dead zombies would accept you as one of their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    great photo snubby of yourself
    No no, that's not snubby...that's you that is!


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    It must have been a difficult day in the Star editorial offices when they stop allowing tits out in the national newspapers.
    Totally off-topic, but in a previous career, I used to pay 2,000 quid a week to place full page adverts in the Star of women with their tits out.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Totally off-topic, but in a previous career, I used to pay 2,000 quid a week to place full page adverts in the Star of women with their tits out.......
    An old mate of mine used to photograph aspiring Page 3 birds. The amount of shags he got out of that...

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