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    The time has come

    GF picking me up and straight to the office to get married. Some money under the table to do this quickly, of course.

    No sinsod, no party. Money in the bank for extension from her savings forthcumming.

    God bless Chinese girls, I will never want to do anything with Thai women anymore except to fuck them hard.


    Catch you laterz!

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    Congratulations YD, enjoy the honeymoon.

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    Ya, well done, now get on with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    GF picking me up and straight to the office to get married. Some money under the table to do this quickly, of course.

    No sinsod, no party. Money in the bank for extension from her savings forthcumming.

    God bless Chinese girls, I will never want to do anything with Thai women anymore except to fuck them hard.


    Catch you laterz!
    ...Romantic.

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    I would have to think that any girl who rushes into marriage that quickly, has a fuck off big agenda somewhere.

    My guess is that YD will be flying with a kilo of coke up his jacksie before long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    No sinsod, no party. Money in the bank for extension from her savings forthcumming.
    Your last wife paid her own sinsod, and paid for the party. How long did that one last? This one you said is Chinese Thai. Good luck with that. You aint gonna be able sit around on your ass pulling your pud anymore. Well you are but she will tire of it rather quickly and you may be hitting the road once again.... I do in all honesty wish you good luck though..

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    Jeezus from the author of "it's nice to be alone" I doubt you had one day alone since your last wife.

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    Pictures or it didn't happen

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    Congrats, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    Pictures or it didn't happen
    This...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    GF picking me up and straight to the office to get married. Some money under the table to do this quickly, of course.

    No sinsod, no party. Money in the bank for extension from her savings forthcumming.

    God bless Chinese girls, I will never want to do anything with Thai women anymore except to fuck them hard.


    Catch you laterz!
    some women are just desperate, how fat is she?

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    All district offices closing today. Last moment wedding, so lucky.

    Total cost for under the table service 5,500 baht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Last moment wedding, so lucky.

    Total cost for under the table service 5,500 baht.
    So money well spent???

    Best wishes

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    This...
    That....


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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    That....
    Means nothing to me.

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    Oh vienna

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Oh vienna
    Clever



    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Means nothing to me.
    Latindancer-esque

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    That....

    Do you have a box of tissues to go with that lube, or do you just wipe your spunk covered hands on your shirt & pants?

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    Fucking hell, I know people are struggling to find things to do during lockdown, but isn't that a bit extreme?

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    But ,,,,,why??

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    because apparently the time has come?

    up the duff?

    in need of a visa?

    make an honest woman of her?

    family pressue?

    desperate not to end up alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    because apparently the time has come?

    up the duff?

    in need of a visa?

    make an honest woman of her?

    family pressue?

    desperate not to end up alone?
    everything but number 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    All district offices closing today. Last moment wedding, so lucky.

    Total cost for under the table service 5,500 baht.

    A spiritual Ajarn or lower grade Abbot will perform this quick notion for half the price.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    This one you said is Chinese Thai. Good luck with that. You aint gonna be able sit around on your ass pulling your pud anymore. .
    How u know? Speaking from experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    ...You aint gonna be able sit around on your ass pulling your pud anymore.
    Not on their honeymoon, surely, at least not on the first day or two!

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