Thread: Mendips breakfast in bed.....

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Mate....We've seen your lapdog in it's dress

my dog and ME never have any visitors,that is why I am so HAPPY.

Gonna have a proud gardener

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Its all good til the ants move in

Why bring Ant into this discussion?

Ant doesn't do beds. He's on here all night arguing with strangers

Originally Posted by JPPR2

That said, who can eat bfast in bed? FFS get up you lazy ass.

My other half gets Coffee and Toast in Bed sometimes on a week-end if I'm up early and the kids have piled in.

She makes coffee for me every other morning and most meals ... I get the better end of the deal

Well...I'm still none the wiser.

It was back to normal today and I had to make my own breakfast... a bowl of Shreddies I brought back from Singapore a couple of weeks ago.

I think that after 13 years of marriage the wife finally realised how fantastic her husband is... simple as that!

Originally Posted by Mendip

Well...I'm still none the wiser

A stalling tactic to keep you from the garden?

^ In actual fact, I spend a lot more time with the gardener than she does.

Oh hang on... that doesn't sound right...

Originally Posted by David48atTD

My other half gets Coffee and Toast in Bed sometimes

Food in bed sounds weird unless you are on an IV drip or something. .

Now in fairness, I do not eat breakfast and never have. That age old wives tale that Breakfast is the most important meal of the day has been debunked. Its better to eat a bigger lunch, smaller dinner and whatever you do, do not eat in bed.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Food in bed sounds weird unless you are on an IV drip or something. .

Now in fairness, I do not eat breakfast and never have. That age old wives tale that Breakfast is the most important meal of the day has been debunked. Its better to eat a bigger lunch, smaller dinner and whatever you do, do not eat in bed.

....coffee and fags [or maybe a dobbie] is the morning ritual.
Snacking small throughout the day is much more beneficial than your unnecessary big meals.

You never know it here by what's presented.
Much too much food is taken at one sitting......and another sitting....and another.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Much too much food is taken at one sitting......and another sitting....and another.

You should try restaurants and cafes instead of hunting and gathering Jeff.

Siwilai

Originally Posted by Mendip

I think that after 13 years of marriage the wife finally realised how fantastic her husband is... simple as that!

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Cute room. Little plastic boxes, Pink bed sheets and stuffed animals all over.

Betts won't be happy with that comment.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Betts won't be happy with that comment.

I just let it go... 'Arry had a terrible posting day about a couple of weeks ago, seems to have been JPPR2's terrible posting day yesterday...

so, Mendip's in love with the gardener? Is his garden flat or is there a slope?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Is his garden flat or is there a slope?

It's all uphill

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

It's all uphill

I was worried that might be the case...

Originally Posted by Mendip

Well...I'm still none the wiser.

I have always found that when you want the answer to something, asking works, usually

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

I have always found that when you want the answer to something, asking works, usually

EDIT except directions with Thais, you may as well ask them to recite the laws of relativity

^^^^ Flat as a billiard table mate... no hills to get up here.

So, my wife makes me (a very deserved) breakfast in bed... and now I'm in love with the gardener.

This is like the peas all over again... I make a couple of meals with peas and you'd think it was the only veg I ever eat going by some posts.

I was obviously a bit slow with this post!

^^^ You mean to communicate with the wife... what a bizarre concept!

You know how these things go, Mendip...

Dilly will be along soon with his advanced photoshop skills; a picture speaks 1000 words.

Im considering ditching my wife & gardener and having a go with Za, now she is single

So the OP asked TDCSI to solve the mystery, from memory the possible answers are

1. Mendips Mrs' period has sent her loopy.
2. Mendips Mrs did it because she's jealous Mendip is having a fling with the gardener.
3. She is trying to poison him but seems to have given up the slow dose game part way through the third meal.
4. She's subtly reminding him he's forgotten an anniversary but Mendip still can't figure out which one.
5. She did it to be nice and gave up part way through meal 3 because of the suspicious look on Mendips boat race.
6. She's trying to work out how to tell Mendip she's pregnant.

I think that covers it

Breakfast spot on, fire the gardener.

Duvet cover suspect.

^ I thought the duvet was the best part.

&, Looper is strangely silent...