Thread: Mendips breakfast in bed.....

As in the breakfast thread, Mendip regaled that after a night on the lash, next morning his wife served him a very respectable breakfast in bed.

So, TD CSI what is going on. I suggested she either did something (wrong) or wants somthing (expensive). Bettyboo thinks she might be up the duff.

So, putting all your considerable experience with Thai women, what is your take on this clearly strange behaviour?

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Bettyboo thinks she might be up the duff.

or killing him with kindness.

Actually Mendip i'd check the cholesterol count in her offerings, she could be playing the medium / long game

My guess is it is Mendip's birthday or wedding anniversary and he has forgotten (but she hasn't).

Wow...

I was brought lunch to my office as well, after breakfast in bed (lunch thread), and she's been rumaging about in the kitchen this afternoon while muttering about pork chops. With LOTS of gravy I hope to keep everyone happy!

If there's peas as well I'm off rapido... too much...

My cholestrol is a bit up....

Pregnant? That really would open a can of worms... ��

Cryptic line.

It's all about the beans.

My birthday... in 2 weeks.

Wedding aniversary? We don't really celebrate that any more but I believe it's early April.

Wow again!

That does something!

^^Congrats Betts

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

^^Congrats Betts

Stock picture, sweet F A to do with me! I hate children... This is Mendip's thread!!!

Originally Posted by nidhogg

As in the breakfast thread, Mendip regaled that after a night on the lash, next morning his wife served him a very respectable breakfast in bed.

So, TD CSI what is going on. I suggested she either did something (wrong) or wants somthing (expensive). Bettyboo thinks she might be up the duff.

So, putting all your considerable experience with Thai women, what is your take on this clearly strange behaviour?

she suspects he has a mianoi because he hadn't fucked her properly for weeks

while in reality he has gone full ladyboy

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Stock picture, sweet F A to do with me! I hate children... This is Mendip's thread!!!

That's good... I was starting to feel guilty about that quick wank!

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

she suspects he has a mianoi because he hadn't fucked her properly for weeks

while in reality he has gone full ladyboy

I've had a lot on my mind lately to be honest... fish... puppies... tax... work...

And weeks! If only...

or she is putting poison in his food, so he can die quickly and fuck off with his money, or what's left of it

don't we love Thai women, so predictable

So apart from needing to wash my hands while cooking dinner, this hasn't achieved much as yet.

Breakfast and lunch, and a tantalisingly half prepared dinner.

My better half has disappeared upstairs while I finish up cooking this meal for meself and the littlun.

I'll be honest, I'm well confused.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Pregnant? That really would open a can of worms... ��

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Cryptic line.

It's all about the beans.

Quite witty that one, to be fair.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

all your considerable experience with Thai women, what is your take on this clearly strange behaviour?

Mine doesn't shout at me, when she has her monthly.

I enjoy those couple of days..

Otherwise I can't explain women behavior. Who can ?

There is a Nobelprize out there for graps, fellas

Originally Posted by helge

Mine doesn't shout at me, when she has her monthly.

I enjoy those couple of days..

Otherwise I can't explain women behavior. Who can ?

There is a Nobelprize out there for graps, fellas

Different species.

Surely he has missed an anniversary...the longer it goes before he notices the worse it will be.

M.I.L. F.I.L. AUNTIES,UNCLES,AND ALL THE REST OF THE TRIBE are coming for a hand out.time to set the dogs loose.

I'd pee in a cup and get it to the lab. You know rat poison is tasteless when mixed with foods you like.

I never cook. My wife cooks all the meals, Western or Thai. I'd be worried if she stopped.

That said, who can eat bfast in bed? FFS get up you lazy ass. .

Originally Posted by headhunter

M.I.L. F.I.L. AUNTIES,UNCLES,AND ALL THE REST OF THE TRIBE are coming for a hand out.time to set the dogs loose.

Give them a bag of rice - you're being a good relative that way

Originally Posted by headhunter

M.I.L. F.I.L. AUNTIES,UNCLES,AND ALL THE REST OF THE TRIBE are coming for a hand out.time to set the dogs loose

Mate....We've seen your lapdog in it's dress

Originally Posted by JPPR2

who can eat bfast in bed?

Its all good til the ants move in

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Gotta love it, Thai children having babies. Cute room. Little plastic boxes, Pink bed sheets and stuffed animals all over.