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    Sperm Donor

    GF's friend comes to apartment this morning, and has a problem for her acne,and wants to know about natural products for her acne as she has spent vast amounts of money on products.

    So I do a quick search on the net, and up comes a Norwegian company that has made a cream from sperm.

    Then up pops sperm that is or has been a fad for some.

    So I say to them try sperm as a face pack.

    They tell me she doesn't have a Boyfriend,so I say you can have mine.

    Oh dear i think,just the look says it all.

    GF then asks how she can get from you.

    Well I just couldn't resist.

    Well she's has a choice, you can get it for her,or she can get herself.

    Friend smiles,GF says You joking or not.

    Time to go the shops, come back from shops.

    world war three has broke out. my nice pink present is on the floor, and they had of left the apartment.

    nice little note saying Fuck You

    There was me thinking I was going to get a special valentines.

    Well she's back now,after 2 hours realising i was joking, hmm was I?

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    What's this? More of Chico's delusional / fantasist bullshit?

    Must be a day ending in a 'Y'.


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    Before I posted, I thought to myself who will be the first to reply

    And yes Pissmypants was the one.

    Must say pissmypants, I'm starting to think you have a man thing about me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico
    I thought...I'm starting to think
    More lies.

    Be honest though Chico: you did think up all of this in your silly little addled head but none of it actually happened in what would be termed actual reality did it.

    I mean it probably sounded good in your head (and certainly better than that garbled post you made) but it's all just more of your bullshit, innit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chico
    Must say pissmypants, I'm starting to think you have a man thing about me.
    You can add that and the above to your list of sexual fantasies then.

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    Life Must be so Mundane in CM

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    Your not gonna clear up many spots with a teaspoon of jizz at your age Chico.
    You'd be there all week.

    I see what you've done there. A stroke of genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico
    Life Must be so Mundane in CM
    I'm not the one posting up semi-literate versions of Penthouse's 'Letters to the Editor' on the TD forum with my 6th login.


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    Dill, when I come back from UK its comes by the Litre. I could start my own sperm bank for acne.....


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    teaspoon of jizz

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    Or hold people to ransom with it.

    People would probably pay good money not to see your DNA passed on.

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    ^ How much did you make Ciz?

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    Nev has style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    They tell me she doesn't have a Boyfriend,so I say you can have mine.

    Oh dear i think,just the look says it all.
    I'm sure the look said it all, just one look at you . . . to borrow from ao

    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Upto until the 70's Australians referred to themselves as Pom's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Your not gonna clear up many spots with a teaspoon of jizz at your age Chico.
    You'd be there all week.

    I see what you've done there. A stroke of genius.
    A stroke!

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    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    Another Member living a futile existence in Thailand without any social skills.

    carry on. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post


    Yep!

    And after posting his bullshit his 'It's-actually-others-who-are-trying-too-hard-and-have-no-life-and-don't-get-laid' bit is all the more amusing.

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    Anyway, back on topic, has your girlfriend calmed down now, Chico?

    And has her friend found a suitable sperm donor now?
    Last edited by Neverna; 15-02-2020 at 12:39 PM.
    Nev has style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    your girlfriend


    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    her friend


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Anyway, back on topic, has your girlfriend calmed down now, Chico?

    And has her friend found a suitable spem donor now?
    Yes Nev she had of calmed down,until just a few minutes ago,until I asked her if she was paying for the rental car,that she nearly booked.

    And no the Spem donor,isn't in luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico
    Yes Nev she had of calmed down,until just a few minutes ago,until I asked her if she was paying for the rental car,that she nearly booked.


    Do you do both voices in the conversation or just mime her part in your head?

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    Chico:



    'What would you like for dinner?'

    Chico's 'girlfriend':



    Chico's 'girlfriends' 'friend':


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ How much did you make Ciz?
    Donkey Jiz is a poor seller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Then up pops sperm that is or has been a fad for some
    Clearly for you it is . . . Mr Teacher

    Thai Education Ministry Seeking 10,000 Native English Speakers

    You couldn't make this shit up
    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Upto until the 70's Australians referred to themselves as Pom's.

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    shadow stalker, Mama needs to change your diaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    shadow stalker
    Stalker? You don't even know the meaning of the word


    And you want to be a teacher?


    (Oh, and stop stalking me)
    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Upto until the 70's Australians referred to themselves as Pom's.

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