GF's friend comes to apartment this morning, and has a problem for her acne,and wants to know about natural products for her acne as she has spent vast amounts of money on products.
So I do a quick search on the net, and up comes a Norwegian company that has made a cream from sperm.
Then up pops sperm that is or has been a fad for some.
So I say to them try sperm as a face pack.
They tell me she doesn't have a Boyfriend,so I say you can have mine.
Oh dear i think,just the look says it all.
GF then asks how she can get from you.
Well I just couldn't resist.
Well she's has a choice, you can get it for her,or she can get herself.
Friend smiles,GF says You joking or not.
Time to go the shops, come back from shops.
world war three has broke out. my nice pink present is on the floor, and they had of left the apartment.
nice little note saying Fuck You
There was me thinking I was going to get a special valentines.
Well she's back now,after 2 hours realising i was joking, hmm was I?