Thread: Pissups and breweries

So my lad is on his way out of Swampy this afternoon, and he's been queuing up at immigration for 90 minutes and counting.

And all the desks are manned, so it's just their stupid fucking procedures.

Well thanks Hazza.....

Time of the year.
Random time of the day/evening.
Crap shoot.


....and yet, they still haven't figured this out - nor do they give a fuck.
Go with it.

One of the world's busiest airports at this time of year.

Get over it.

Originally Posted by cyrille

One of the world's busiest airports at this time of year.

Get over it.

exactly.

can't wait?

fly business or pay the nominal fee for fast track

Originally Posted by raycarey

exactly.

can't wait?

fly business or pay the nominal fee for fast track

Or take your "partner" through..you know the guide dog.

You have to wonder why they piss about with biometrics on the way out though. Every fucker's already done it on the way in.

Do they think people have aged that much in a few weeks?.....





Oh.

Those last few nights in Soi Cowboy and Pattaya take their toll....?

Paid for fast track and limo on arrival 1700 baht. Immigration took 1 minute including finger print scan.

^ How do you pay for that fast track? Can you do it all online prior to arrival?

I think I'm gonna start using that service if it saves an hour going through immigration... it wasn't too bad yesterday as I was with the family and so we used a Thai desk, but usually I'm on me own.

May even be able to wangle that 1700 Baht on expenses...

Pay for fast track in advance using PayPal, Google Bangkoklimo think only company providing the service.

Pay for fast track in advance using PayPal, Google Bangkoklimo think only company providing the service.

Not just for business and first, economy is ok as stated on their Web site.

Originally Posted by klong toey

Pay for fast track in advance using PayPal, Google Bangkoklimo think only company providing the service.

it's absolutely worth the fee if you're not travelling with thai family or it's a busy time of year.....particularly useful if you're in a hurry to make a connecting flight.

^ Do you have to take the limo? Or is that all inclusive of a ride into Bangkok? The taxi fare to Sukhumvit is another 300 odd Baht...

^
you can book fast track by itself or with a car.

Cry me a fookin river Arry,

Ya lucky the little coont ain't got Cancer or sumptin.

Originally Posted by terry57

Cry me a fookin river Arry,

Ya lucky the little coont ain't got Cancer or sumptin.

Oooh you're a special kind of retard eh El Tel.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Do you have to take the limo?

I used a different company that has since ceased and you had the option of a Thai hottie greeting you off the plane qnd walking you through, a Thai hottie waiting with a golf cart and also the limo service on top if you wanted it. It started at 900 baht iirc.

Originally Posted by terry57

Ya lucky the little coont ain't got Cancer or sumptin.

Speaking of which : do you think the state of your air-con filter is a reflection of the state of your lungs ?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Can you do it all online prior to arrival?

just like claiming taxi services on your expenses

arrival service without cart - they meet you as you disembark and walk you through premium immigration and baggage collection , customs and to the kerb

https://www.bangkokflightservices.co...port-services/

^If you check their website it saying fast track service no longer available.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Speaking of which : do you think the state of your air-con filter is a reflection of the state of your lungs ?

Absolutely and that is why I clean my filters every two weeks and get the monkeys in to flush out the A/C at least every 4 months. Bangkok air is rancid at the best of times but us city dwellers know that.

Further more to that is when you stay in Hotels in shitsville yyou should clean the A/C filters because most do not. Next time you stay in one pop the cover of and have a look.

You may gag at the state of them.