The Israeli Art of Krav Maga

**Dillinger** · 31-12-2019, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Airportwo

Shall we meet and discuss? I will PM the location where in the park we shall bond!
PS Bring your bottle opener!
pps.

You may well need the bottle opener to unhinge that fancy blade from your ass when you go toe to toe with Dill and his newly honed skills in the Israeli art of Krav Maga

**NamPikToot** · 31-12-2019, 03:01 PM

^ How far up you did that go Dill? You won't need Loops endoscope after that, just a head torch.

**Bettyboo** · 31-12-2019, 03:10 PM

^ intensive course impulse buy, Dilly!

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**Dillinger** · 31-12-2019, 03:19 PM

I have a personal trainer coming next week.

I'll even be able to take down Rick Thai, Snubby, Jeff and Jay the Ghey pretty soon I reckon and maybe even Davis Knowlton

**baldrick** · 31-12-2019, 03:21 PM

more like this

**Dillinger** · 31-12-2019, 03:27 PM

**NamPikToot** · 31-12-2019, 03:30 PM

Be very careful around short order chefs.

**Bettyboo** · 31-12-2019, 03:31 PM

Bit of s stretch to take on Davis, Dilly - he's not a young 'un, but he's an experienced killing machine with the largest arsenal in his province...

**Dillinger** · 31-12-2019, 03:49 PM

^ i'm a lover more than a fighter really Betty.

How do you fancy quitting the tefling scene and becoming my bodyguard? The assessment will involve meeting up with Airport Two at the back of Lumphini Park.

**Bettyboo** · 31-12-2019, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ i'm a lover more than a fighter really Betty.

How do you fancy quitting the tefling scene and becoming my bodyguard? The assessment will involve meeting up with Airport Two at the back of Lumphini Park.

Can I bring the wife as my muscle? She has a large collection of knives too, and will likely take one of the machetes from the house in the jungle. The assessment of whether I want the job or not will be down to how the wife's knives stack up against Airport Two's... I'll watch from a room across the way, and call you if it's safe to come out to celebrate your victory or not.

**katie23** · 31-12-2019, 04:43 PM

@dill - if you do go to PI and tackle Davis, pls inform me so that I can come & video the event. TD members will want to know what happened (to you)...

**Headworx** · 31-12-2019, 05:14 PM

Congratulations Dill, there's another member here who's also a Krav Mana trained weapon. Smeg

**Dillinger** · 31-12-2019, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by katie23

@dill - if you do go to PI and tackle Davis, pls inform me so that I can come & video the event. TD members will want to know what happened (to you)..

I'm assembling a crack team of Teakdoor's finest.

Nev is on surveillance, Betty's missus the demolition expert, Airport too the Infantry bayonetted footsoldier. Fishlocker, Chitty and Jackoff on molotov cocktail duty to Lure him out then Jeff, Snubby and Crackerjack's wife on the heavy artillery.

Davis is going down

**Bettyboo** · 31-12-2019, 05:51 PM

I'm with you, Dilly...

...but, not against Davis - that's just suicide!

**jabir** · 31-12-2019, 06:21 PM

Why not just go get drunk together, and tomorrow your seconds can boast on here about your gallantry with a blow by blow account.

**HuangLao** · 31-12-2019, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by jabir

Why not just go get drunk together, and tomorrow your seconds can boast on here about your gallantry with a blow by blow account.

Blow-by-blow gallantry.

A bit suggestive in a Metrosexual manner.

**bsnub** · 31-12-2019, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I'll even be able to take down Rick Thai, Snubby, Jeff and Jay the Ghey pretty soon I reckon and maybe even Davis Knowlton

How did I dragged into the this? I will be down at the pub if anyone needs me.

BTW Davis will just blow you away.

**bsnub** · 31-12-2019, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I'll even be able to take down Rick Thai, Snubby, Jeff and Jay the Ghey pretty soon I reckon and maybe even Davis Knowlton

How did I dragged into the this? I will be down at the pub if anyone needs me.

BTW Davis will just blow you away.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Rick Thai

September 8, 1969 - June 24, 2019
San Diego, California

RIP

Rick Thai Obituary - San Diego, California - Tributes.com

**Dillinger** · 31-12-2019, 08:04 PM

^^i'll be at the bar too

^ wow... dead at 49. Did someone shoot him or some rhino chase him down on a hunting trip?

R.I.P Rick

**bsnub** · 31-12-2019, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

i'll be at the bar too

I got the first round mate.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

R.I.P Rick

I think our Rick was a little older than 49.

**HuangLao** · 31-12-2019, 08:36 PM

Not the same Rick.
FFS....

**Airportwo** · 31-12-2019, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The assessment will involve meeting up with Airport Two at the back of Lumphini Park.

sharing secrets! & no need to send any more PM to confirm time

**AntRobertson** · 01-01-2020, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Head work

Congratulations Dill, there's another member here who's also a Krav Mana trained weapon. Smeg

He’s able to disable anyone regardless of size in a matter of seconds!

**baldrick** · 01-01-2020, 12:45 PM

anyone in the know care to comment on smeggles' latest alternative reality ?

**Neverna** · 01-01-2020, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

anyone in the know care to comment on smeggles' latest alternative reality ?

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