Thread: Pure Filth.

Bnob will be along soon with a few jackanorys

You might want to clean up that last sentence. I get what you're trying to say but the way you are saying it makes me look like an english major.

Jumping the barriers at Wembley one year and I got a pull off the police. They asked me for my name and I lied. They asked me for my ID and I got arrested on suspicion of theft. Doh!

Fortunately, once I'd proven that I was who my wallet said I was, they were lenient and let me out in time for kick off with just a caution for fare evasion...

Got a shock one morning when pulled out of bed early by the Flying Squad...
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...Dad said I'd be late for school if I didn't get up soon.

True story.

Mr meoff. Is this jackanorys something you can drink? A bit early here as I'm sure he's still passed out otherwise I'm game. Can I substitute bourbon for the jack? I'm afraid I'm fresh out at the moment.

I reckon our Mercan cousins have the
best crossed the thin blue line stories

Just for you fish.

jackanory

story, a Britishism formed in the tradition of Cockney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids' TV show by that name (featuring a different story every day)

Ah, I see. Kinda like Davey and Goliath then. I learned something new today.

Thanks, the fish.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

I reckon our Mercan cousins have the
best crossed the thin blue line stories

I see where you're going with that but I'm not falling for the click bait.

Last time I added to one of Armstrongs threads I wound up with one of my own in the dog pound.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Because we're all bad asses here, have you ever been in trouble with the law?

Never...

Filthy ol Bsub is a grasssing fool. another one for the box.

You knew that already eh.

MRRC on remand
to John Morony II
to Oberon Youth Camp
Back to John Morony II
To Parramatta for pre-deportation.

The timing was quite good for the 2002 WC.

Lock-in at 3:30pm, then 3 games in a row starting at 4pm.

^Tem tarmacing jobs never run out

Can extend it to tarmacking over basements.


PM me.

PM sent

Originally Posted by armstrong

Because we're all bad asses here, have you ever been in trouble with the law?

I spent the night in the Great Yarmouth cells at 17 after stealing a lifeboat ring on the way home.

We had been in the pier bar all evening, sang Motorhead's Ace of Spades on karaoke and then we attempted to walk back to Gorleston at about 1am.

Picked up a lifeboat ring on the way past ASDA and soon enough a police van pulled over. We graciously offered to put it back but they refused.

Arrive at the station, they take my shoes *and* remove the laces. Which seems a bit unfair. empty They empty my wallet, take the piss out of the unused condom inside amd ask if I want a book with my rights in it and I say yes, so I get a tiny book and the light left on all night.

The bus home in the was morning rough.

Small world.
I have spent a night in Great Yarmouth nick as well.
The night my missus lost her contract supporting bands in East Anglia via Radio Caroline.
Not best pleased with us.
It involved, me and 2 mates, all 3 hardcore beardo weirdo tattooed to fuck bikers, a lot of alcohol, a lot of mushrooms, and a small amount of very strong LSD, and a Dr Feelgood concert, a lost Zippo lighter which kicked everything off, all the security/bouncers unable to control the 3 of us, and the Lowestoft/Yarmouth riot police being called, Feelgood having to stop playing halfway through, whilst 2 out of the 3 of us got arrested.
The 3rd guy was a German we were looking after, on the lam from Deutschland minus a passport, and my missus got him away prior to the cuffs coming out.
Missus was none too happy the following week.
An iconic night and not that out of the ordinary to some of the stuff we got up to back then, circa mid 80's.
Those were the days.
The train home the next morning was rough....