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That's 5 now
Do PB joins Mao in a daily cheer for herself.
Do you clap in front of a mirror?
Went on an after work spree and almost completed my Christmas shopping. Feeling terribly organised.
^ You're more than nine months late.
Doesn't sound very organised to me.
I just got an amazing tit wank followed by a bowl of tasty pumpkin soup, I fear she may be a keeper.
It's just that humongous rear that triggers me
as Grace Jones said "pull up to the bumper baby"
I drunk drove to Morrisons this morning to do a small shop and they had full racks of ribs reduced from £7.50p/Kg to £5.00p/Kg, bought 3Kgs and then checked out. Got to the car to open another bottle of wine in the car park and thought the bill was a bit low. I checked the receipt and weirdly none of the packs of ribs which i saw her scan had registered so free ribs. I may crack another bottle in celebration when i get home......don't tell AO
Nice one.
You could slow cook them in a bottle of Merlot.
Have a couple of sides with them for dinner....
Baked beans and some authentic Mexican chilli the non Americanised stuff.
more likely burn them coz i've passed out, still nothing spent nothing lost eh hicc
I've just put 2 pork chops covered in piri piri salt in the airfryer, I'm celebrating
It's 'peri peri', you pissed up plonker.
It's also very late at night. Be sure you stay awake and dont burn the shed down. And if you are celebrating getting your leg over again I'm going to
fukking teenager.
^ Yes, they only had Juan language.
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