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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    so I work when I can
    well done we all like workinng girls, can you send some tip to my squeeze she seems to have retired since she saw my pension forecast. With inflation and anticipation of more grog/ heating/bleating and possibly medical massage bills, when old I think I shall bop til I drop
    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    7 weeks off baby!

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    Time for chips, beans and a Leo!

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    After my second endoscopy in 3 months my freaking ulcer has healed. 3 month of no coffee or beer. Got the okay to resume both in moderation. Tonight will be my first beer in all that time and tomorrow will be my first coffee.

    All my back pain has gone as well. The doctor said it was phantom pain from a very bad ulcer. Double good news. Off for a jog, a shower and a nice cold one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    After my second endoscopy in 3 months my freaking ulcer has healed. 3 month of no coffee or beer. Got the okay to resume both in moderation. Tonight will be my first beer in all that time and tomorrow will be my first coffee.

    All my back pain has gone as well. The doctor said it was phantom pain from a very bad ulcer. Double good news. Off for a jog, a shower and a nice cold one.

    Congratulations on your recovery

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    After my second endoscopy in 3 months my freaking ulcer has healed. 3 month of no coffee or beer. Got the okay to resume both in moderation. Tonight will be my first beer in all that time and tomorrow will be my first coffee.

    All my back pain has gone as well. The doctor said it was phantom pain from a very bad ulcer. Double good news. Off for a jog, a shower and a nice cold one.
    Nice one, enjoy!

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    Good news AO!

    Savour that cold one.

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    My wife didn’t get paid on time from Singapore for some translation work she’d done.

    She was going to wait until Monday to get in touch with them.

    It arrived late in her account, as she found out this morning.

    The sum was in US $, and she got 1,200 baht more than if she’d been paid on time.

    Looks like tomorrow’s lunch is on her.
    'That's the nature of progress, isn' t it. It always goes on longer than it's needed'. - JCC

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    Kid got done faking my signature.



    Have never been so proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Kid got done faking my signature.



    Have never been so proud.


    We've all done it!

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    Saturday nights daily cheer- Jamie Oliver salmon things in herbs 70% off at Chittys end of the supermarket.

    Saturday midnight jeer- chronic stomach cramps nausea and shitting through the eye of a needle for 36 hours.

    Monday afternoon cheer- Just had a donut and no following stomach cramps. Back to trusting my farts again... and must be about 3kg lighter

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    Bastard stomach cramps are back, oh well back to rice soup, water and banana on dry toast

    Oh well at least I didn't follow through
    this time... although the fishy stench is pretty ripe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    must be about 3kg lighter
    Every cloud and all that.

    Keep away from fish mate its fvcking deadly here, unless its fish N chips from a decent chippy.

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    I'm keeping away from just in date fish chicken and pork and anything by that twat Jamie Oliver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Saturday nights daily cheer
    Had me checking the calendar there to see what fokin' day it is. Was pretty sure I collected the kid from school today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I'm keeping away from just in date fish chicken and pork and anything by that twat Jamie Oliver
    pretty sure Jamie Oliver is the innocent party in this episode

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    All the windows open this morning to vent the heat out and its gloriously overcast, some zephyrs and its spotting with rain - relief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    All the windows open this morning to vent the heat out and its gloriously overcast, some zephyrs and its spotting with rain - relief.
    Indeed that was a bit too much yesterday .

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    Parity with the US dollar ......

    .... for the Euro!

    It wasn't meant to be like this, was it Sausages?






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    The ex turned up today and thought she could walk in and look for some summer sandals, I directed her to the shed where a dozen bin bags of her stuff have been stored for over a year.
    She loaded them into the back of her new boyfriends car , said a brief hello to the children and fvcked off on her merry way.

    Now I have my shed back for the new bike that I'm going to buy this week to celebrate!
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Parity with the US dollar ......

    .... for the Euro!

    It wasn't meant to be like this, was it Sausages?





    He'll bust his colostomy bag when he sees that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    The ex turned up today and thought she could walk in and look for some summer sandals, I directed her to the shed where a dozen bin bags of her stuff have been stored for over a year.
    She loaded them into the back of her new boyfriends car , said a brief hello to the children and fvcked off on her merry way.
    How did the kids feel about that, Joe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    How did the kids feel about that, Joe?
    They're used to the way she is, it's all they've known.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    They're used to the way she is, it's all they've known.
    that's cold, kids deserve better.

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