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    I thought about going back and taking one of his feet.

    They are a sickening cracking noise rabbits when run over.

    The most spectacular collision I had was with a pheasant at 70mph. You wouldn't have got much of a meal out of that. Feathers everywhere, his guts all around my engine bay. He put a big hole in the bumper too.

    I wouldn't like to hit a badger.

    I nearly hit an ostrich on the m40 once, it escaped from an ostrich farm there.That would have been a mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Pray4Dill being able to emerge from the barge in one piece.
    He does look a bit like Anthony Hopkins nowadays, although rather than fretting about being skinned and cannibalised with him feasting on my fucked liver with a fine boxed chianti I'd be more worried about catching him knocking one out and that famous spunk flicking scene from his shed in Korat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I nearly hit an ostrich on the m40 once, it escaped from an ostrich farm there.That would have been a mess.
    you are the uncle albert of the driving world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Knocked 2 wood pigeons out of the sky in my lorry this morning

    Then saw a sole magpie and wondered if I was in for some bad luck.

    Got home, still no speeding ticket in the post from the mobile police van I went past at about 36mph last week...Then won 200 quid this afternoon at Royal Ascot.

    I also had wins after squashing a waddling duck I thought would get a shift on crossing the road when he saw me the other week and a deer that ran in front of my car down the country lanes and bounced about 10 feet over the road. Although I think he may have been OK.


    Gonna start looking out for these lucky critters in future.
    Murderer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Hmmm deer curry!
    Umble Pie more like with a Michelin Marinade from his tyres?

    The sound track from my honey moon


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Murderer
    There's no natural predators in the UK nowadays.

    I like to think of my DAF as a wolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I'd be more worried about catching him knocking one out and that famous spunk flicking scene from his shed in Korat.
    I mean... FFS, where did that come from?

    You're very judgmental. It's not a crime to be a healthy red blooded male with an active sex life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post

    You're very judgmental. It's not a crime to be a healthy red blooded male with an active sex life.
    There's nothing wrong with having a bit of fluff on the side. And the factotum does have to earn his keep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    There's nothing wrong with having a bit of fluff on the side
    is fluff another word for hirsute? in which case he's got it on his front and back as well.

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    my daughter was going to give up her Isle of Wight tickets to look after her crippled old man. I said fuk no are you mad, you can't give up seeing Kasabian for me, i didn't when she was a babby

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    my daughter was going to give up her Isle of Wight tickets to look after her crippled old man. I said fuk no are you mad, you can't give up seeing Kasabian for me, i didn't when she was a babby
    Looks like a brilliant festival, been watching it.

    The Madness set was sublime.

    Booked tickets on the back of it for me and my kids later in the year, they are delighted!

    I'm gonna wear my pork pie hat and the eldest says hes gonna wear a fez, as in the night boat to Cairo song.
    Shalom

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    i hope she got some E down and got on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    i hope she got some E down and got on it
    You hope your daughter got some illegal ecstasy? With or without the potentially lethal fillers?

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    Oh do fuck off monkey boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Oh do fuck off monkey boy!

    That's rather random. Having a stressful evening?

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    Two weeks left of the school year, hurrah! I need a break!
    Although, I'll be teaching summer school in July, but then I get a break. Hurrah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    hurrah! I need a break
    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    teaching summer school in July
    Your well-being is not a high priority, it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Your well-being is not a high priority, it seems.

    You haven’t seen the quality of her lessons yet…

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    You hope your daughter got some illegal ecstasy?
    Atrocious fathering. :/

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    It is Father's Day today here. I wonder if she brought him a couple back

    Look out for the loved up posts later

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    You hope your daughter got some illegal ecstasy? With or without the potentially lethal fillers?
    She won't, she's too sensible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    my daughter was going to give up her Isle of Wight tickets to look after her crippled old man. I said fuk no are you mad, you can't give up seeing Kasabian for me, i didn't when she was a babby
    Aw you're so sweet! Happy Father's Day and to all Father's out there. A good daddy is so important to a child!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Your well-being is not a high priority, it seems.
    I make time for both! My financial well being is quite important these days. I support myself, so I work when I can.

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