Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

^ How rude!

They did look like scones (the 'O' pronounced as in 'Lom' rather than as in 'bone', or even 'onanism', which has been 'on' my mind lately).

But they were really too sweet and not nice at all. The chickens have a sugar high going on right now!


Next up... proper scones!

Originally Posted by Mendip

or even 'onanism', which has been 'on' my mind lately).

Careful, young man
Genesis 38:8-10













8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also

^ I have no brother!

'O'nly two sisters.

You do not take a hint from God ?

Sperm belongs in pussies. Not in the sink, your sock or on the ground

(sorry Tomcat, not my idea)

You're done......Onan

Originally Posted by helge

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also

What is the Buddhist view?

Originally Posted by OhOh

What is the Buddhist view?

Good question

I have no idea

Only buddhists I know, are thai, and most of them are wankers

^ The missus still gambling?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them

You constantly bullshit on this forum, so pics or it didn't happen.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them

Translation.

The missus has put my car up for collateral on a loan we cannot pay and now the local Thai money lender owns it instead of me. Therefore I will thrash the shite out of it before it gets repo'd.. that will teach them!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them

Entirely not my business I know, but from what you have posted here, I thought you were essentially a single dad taking care of a couple of kids.

Doing something that could potentially get you jailed, or possibly worse, a good revenge beating, would seem to be, well, lets just say "rash".

But, as noted, not my business....

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Doing something that could potentially get you jailed, or possibly worse, a good revenge beating, would seem to be, well, lets just say "rash".

Completely stupid imho.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Entirely not my business I know, but from what you have posted here, I thought you were essentially a single dad taking care of a couple of kids.

From Joe's post yesterday at 1.02am, I don't think that is entirely correct. I'm sure I've seen that dress posted before.

But, yes, not the best action to take, IMO. Fingers crossed for only getting a fine, repair costs, and some community service if or when he gets collared.

#Pray4leniency

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Completely stupid imho.

Been working on my people skills.......

Went into town today and I've got a kebab for my dinner.

The excitement in the house is electric.

Originally Posted by Neverna

I'm sure I've seen that dress posted before.

He was probably granted that glimpse of her knickers he posted up the other day after she'd spunked a few grand on summat stupid.

Let's face it - he's as thick as a fkin brick - barely adult really.

Originally Posted by cyrille

so pics or it didn't happen.

Posting pics has never been your strong point, has it?

Here you go, it's not that "hard"...

Post up a pic of your ASQ room,so we can help you through this difficult time.

Attacks a man's wife.


Ends the post by calling him a dick.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What a total fucking dick.

You always show up fast for these 'boring' posts of mine, Paddy.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Attacks a man's wife.


Ends the post by calling him a dick.

Claims someone else shows up fast.... one minute, yes, one minute after they posted.



ffs, no wonder his nickname is Simple.

Is that 'classy', Cyrille ?

Just asking

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Been working on my people skills.......

I noticed, admirably diplomatic. :clap:

Originally Posted by cyrille

Last edited by cyrille; Today at 10:20 PM.

If you ask nicely I can give you an admin account for a few minutes to delete the thumbnail evidence of the attack on a poster's wife.