Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Being one of two named "Taxi" drivers for the weekend on a bloke i have worked with for 8 years leaving do. That's not the cheer, in fact i forgot how incredibly hard it is to watch people drinking whilts you are sat with a gin and tonic without the gin... anyway what was interesting was meeting some former colleague who've retired and listening to them recount what thye have been getting up to and in some cases not a lot.

Quite a few miss work, largely as they don't have any hobbies or activities to fill the time the used to spend working, quite a few approaching retirement who will end up in the same situation by the sounds of it. Christ i cannot understand how they let it creep up on them, i don't think i have enough time when i'm retired to do all the tings i want to do.

My other cheer is going down to brekkie shortly, a full cooked i don't have to cook myself, or i may have the kippers as i know a few will be feeling delicate this morning

Utter bollocks.

You try too hard.

We all know you have been smashed all week and all weekend.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Looks like now monsoon season is over your table needs a good buffing and a reoil

I'll put it on the list...

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i don't think i have enough time when i'm retired to do all the tings i want to do.

You can work on losing that Irish accent, for one!

^^ someone else who i sense has not got a plan for retirement apart from the bus pass to get around free


^ I have a London accent, blunted by my time in the West Country and slightly rounded with a bit of Norvern Minkie.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We all know you have been smashed all week and all weekend.

I doubt that - but he does like to get ommered of a Sunday.

And doesn't mind vodka on his cornflakes.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I have a London accent, blunted by my time in the West Country

Does you find yourself lying there on a Sunday morning slurping out the gravy boat with your sister, using ten toed Tom's worzel rhyming slang where everything rhymes with arrrrrrr, like barrrr you lying drunkem sot

Originally Posted by cyrille

but he does like to get ommered of a Sunday.
s.

And any day ending in y

Originally Posted by cyrille

I doubt that - but he does like to get ommered of a Sunday.

And doesn't mind vodka on his cornflakes.

Another bloke with no idea what to do with his retirement aside from drink Stella on his verandah (when its not burning season) and spending all day on teakdoor being a ......

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Does you find yourself lying there on a Sunday morning slurping out the gravy boat with your sister, using ten toed Tom's worzel rhyming slang where everything rhymes with arrrrrrr, like barrrr you lying drunkem sot

Much like you can use the M4 to delineate the norf from the saaf, you can draw a line from east Birmingham south and anyone born west of that line will probably have genes which once every few generations will manifest in 6 or more fingers on a hand.

Been whating the 5 hours debate in Parliament on the Assisted Dying Bill and despite some spirited debate against including the obvious Religious lobby i am please, ney very please to hear that


MPs have voted in favour of a bill to legalise assisted dying in England and Wales

Planning on dying soon?

A bit of a waste of time in my opinion. You have to have only 6 months left to live, get two doctors to agree with your request to die early then get a judge to approve it. Fuck that.

Originally Posted by Neverna

You have to have only 6 months left to live, get two doctors to agree with your request to die early then get a judge to approve it. Fuck that.

Windows dressing..

Originally Posted by Neverna

A bit of a waste of time in my opinion. You have to have only 6 months left to live, get two doctors to agree with your request to die early then get a judge to approve it. Fuck that.

Giving people the chance to skip on 6 months of unbearable pain seems like a reasonable thing to do. Some cancers are vert difficult for the doctor to manage pain.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Giving people the chance to skip on 6 months of unbearable pain seems like a reasonable thing to do. Some cancers are vert difficult for the doctor to manage pain.

A sensible humane response.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Giving people the chance to skip on 6 months of unbearable pain seems like a reasonable thing to do. Some cancers are vert difficult for the doctor to manage pain.

but those who have 12 or 18 month left have to live with the pain.. Sorry but I don't understand your way of thinking.

Originally Posted by david44

A sensible humane response.

I hadnot expected such a brainfart from you

Remove the limit!

Originally Posted by david44

A sensible humane response.

I presume the point is that is a lot of legal red tape to go through the pain and suffering of when you only have 6 months or less to go, multiple doctors, dealing with a judge, surely they can make it a little bit easier for some poor sod that's just about done anyway.

All you need is a 4+ floor balcony in Pattaya

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

All you need is a 4+ floor balcony in Pattaya

There do seem to be a lot of tossers there.

Originally Posted by Molle

but those who have 12 or 18 month left have to live with the pain.. Sorry but I don't understand your way of thinking.

Remove the limit!

OK. I see your point, that an arbitary six month limit is a bit nonsensical.

I can only agree. People should have the ability to end uncontrollable pain when needed, irespective of an arbitary date.

Sadly, end of life issues have always been problematic. Our Judeo-Christian heritage. Suffering is holy, suicide is a sin.

Hmmm, I'm not so sure I agree.

Here's one who almost missed the final chance to change her mind.

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A very happy father's day to all the fellow great fathers.


Enjoy it.

OK Daddio

I don't know why they're installing my sandpit before actually building the house but it's quite exciting.

Perhaps they are just deliver sand. To mix with concrete. Apparently it's a construction method. But good that your excited ajarn. Rip the scab off a few Leo's and enjoy your sand.

With the push of his mod button he can magically transport it into your vagina.




Never was the best at wordplay, to be honest.