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    Summer is here, it'll be above 3 degrees for the next 5 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Summer is here
    Lovely.

    You gonna head to some festivals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post



    Somebody's a bit frumpy-grumpy after having their tooth pulled out.






    This morning's cornflakes were absoluterly delisherous btw.
    Suspect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    You gonna head to some festivals?
    i am, there's a saga one where the ladies will be out in their finest support stockings and its easy to score max strength voltorol

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    ^ Lucky fooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    ^ Lucky fooker
    indeed, did i mention the DC5s, a Dave Clark Five tribute band? some of the groupies are hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Dave Clark Five
    WERE YOU FEELING GLAD ALL OVER, OR JUST BITS AND PIECES?




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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Dave Clark Five tribute band? some of the groupies are hot
    *books flights*


    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    the 22 year old waitress



    Definitely edging towards daily moan not daily cheer.

    How does one go from 30 to mi... early 40s so fast.

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    ^ Sounds like 'The sportsmans double' is on the table.
    If not, do a Grecian 2000 DJ Pat on her and tell her you're 20, and hope some horrible bastard doesn't tip her off

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    Hang on...if her mom is 30-33...

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    ^ you're reading that wrong and well you know it.



    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    do a DJ Pat on her
    The new-ish stair machine regime does has one well trained for dining and dashing now that I think of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    The new-ish stair machine regime does has one well trained for dining
    Great...Will we be seeing you show Mendy how a proper gash licking thread should be done?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    The new-ish stair machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Summer is here, it'll be above 3 degrees for the next 5 months.
    Had frost here last night

    Blooming apple trees won't like that

    Wouldn't have happened under the Gladstone government


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    One of my best mates in the world from Brum, a massive Birmingham City fan, just messaged me to ask if he could come over for a piss up. At the same time as our old pal from Thailand is coming over to see me; the three of us used to get right on it in Thailand, but we haven't been together for years.

    Sometimes, the stars just align.



    I told my missus and she put her head in her hands.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    I told my missus and she put her head in her hands.
    Did it remind you of 4.45 on a normal Saturday?













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    Oh, and you can fuck off as well.

    Anyone else?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Did it remind you of 4.45 on a normal Saturday?

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    Happy birthday to my darling Gert ,52 today .

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    Happy burp day to your Gert.

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    Happy Birthday Gert-O.


    You gonna buy her a chair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Happy Birthday Gert-O.


    You gonna buy her a chair?
    No dont want to spoil her ,i brought her a television stand about 8 weeks ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Happy birthday to my darling Gert ,52 today .
    Happy Birthday to your wife!

    Thanks for posting, you've reminded me it was my wife's Birthday in September.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Happy Birthday to your wife!

    Thanks for posting, you've reminded me it was my wife's Birthday in September.
    Happy Somerset Day, Mendip.


    Celebrate Somerset Day 2024 over the weekend of 11th & 12th May


    Join in the Big Somerset Picnic and fly the flag for Somerset !

    In the lead up to, and over, the second weekend in May we celebrate the economy, history, heritage, beauty and culture of Somerset.

    Championing Somerset locally, nationally and internationlly.

    Somerset Day | Flying the Flag for Somerset

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    ^ Many thanks Nev.

    I'll celebrate properly with a tin of cider once I get off this damn boat.

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