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    4 cockwombles

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    That's 5 now

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    Do PB joins Mao in a daily cheer for herself.

    Do you clap in front of a mirror?

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    Went on an after work spree and almost completed my Christmas shopping. Feeling terribly organised.

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    ^ You're more than nine months late.

    Doesn't sound very organised to me.

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    I just got an amazing tit wank followed by a bowl of tasty pumpkin soup, I fear she may be a keeper.

    It's just that humongous rear that triggers me

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    as Grace Jones said "pull up to the bumper baby"

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    I drunk drove to Morrisons this morning to do a small shop and they had full racks of ribs reduced from 7.50p/Kg to 5.00p/Kg, bought 3Kgs and then checked out. Got to the car to open another bottle of wine in the car park and thought the bill was a bit low. I checked the receipt and weirdly none of the packs of ribs which i saw her scan had registered so free ribs. I may crack another bottle in celebration when i get home......don't tell AO

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    Nice one.
    You could slow cook them in a bottle of Merlot.

    Have a couple of sides with them for dinner....

    Baked beans and some authentic Mexican chilli the non Americanised stuff.

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    more likely burn them coz i've passed out, still nothing spent nothing lost eh hicc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Baked beans and some authentic Mexican chilli the non Americanised stuff.
    I thought you would remember that it originated in southern Texas. We have been through this before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    more likely burn them coz i've passed out, still nothing spent nothing lost eh hicc
    that’d be a change…

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Got to the car to open another bottle of wine in the car park
    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    more likely burn them coz i've passed out
    And you whine about being called a drunk . . . On a serious note, this is simply not good for your health.

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    I've just put 2 pork chops covered in piri piri salt in the airfryer, I'm celebrating

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    It's 'peri peri', you pissed up plonker.


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    It's also very late at night. Be sure you stay awake and dont burn the shed down. And if you are celebrating getting your leg over again I'm going to

    fukking teenager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I just got an amazing tit wank followed by a bowl of tasty pumpkin soup, I fear she may be a keeper.
    A tit wank, sounds more like she put her centre forward.

    (I'll get my coat.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    And you whine about being called a drunk . . . On a serious note, this is simply not good for your health.
    Germans struggle with sarcasm don't they..

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    I thought you would remember that it originated in southern Texas. We have been through this before.
    Except the Aztecs had it in 1529.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Except the Aztecs had it in 1529.
    They had a pepper based stew as described by one of the Spanish missionaries. The Aztecs did not speak Spanish.

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    ^ Yes, they only had Juan language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    They had a pepper based stew as described by one of the Spanish missionaries. The Aztecs did not speak Spanish.
    Was Spanish a pre-requisite for their culinary entry onto Wikipedia

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    Perdone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    I just got an amazing tit wank
    Tit wank? Sorry to hear that. Painters in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    followed by a bowl of tasty pumpkin soup,
    A decent consolation prize. Well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Tit wank? Sorry to hear that. Painters in?


    A decent consolation prize. Well done.
    You should have seen the size of the pumpkins.

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