Gay af!
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Shit, do you think he's coming on to me? What have I let myself in for?
I took it for friendly geo banter!
The 6 weeks of gay boat sex didn't do his physique any harm. :yup:
Onya Mendo :tumbs:
There you are Mendy .. you have 2 dates now!
You big, sexy Tug Boat Captain you.
Well ... Hello Sailor http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/jo...y-emoticon.gif
^ I seem to be giving off the wrong signals here...
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true, on the land or on the sea?
Study oceanography?
In Captain Mendip's tugboat navy.
Village People - In the Navy OFFICIAL Music Video 1978 - YouTube
^"Shame on you".
Yes OhOh, thank you. These guys take things too far at times.
I've been looking at long boat holidays in Oxford and it looks great tbh. One off my bucket list. I knew they did them along the Kennet and Avon Canal but not up there.
Count me in Reg, can't wait.
I'll bring me fishing stuff!
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Can't guarantee Yogi and Maya will come though, but they do love a bit of fishing!
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Maybe I should bring along the Factatum? Make it a family affair? Visa allowing.
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A 2 week holiday coming up and, having looked at the work calendar, I have at least a long weekend off every month for the rest of the year apart from September!
How had I not noticed this?
A favourite noodle restaurant for lunch.
Chopsticks and spoons on the table as per the norm.
Upon serving of the dishes the kid decides to copy some cartoon she saw and insists I follow along.
This involved:
Taking one chopstick in one fist and jabbing it down into the noodles.
Taking the other chopstick in one's other fist and doing the same.
Keeping both fists elevated one pushes them together and switches to an open palm grip, with both chopsticks gripped between both palms.
One then pushes one's palms against each other which kind of twirls up the noodles at the end of the chopsticks.
Keeping the top of the chopsticks gripped between both palms, you turn your hands 90 degrees so the chopsticks are horizontal, before dipping your head down at a 90 degree angle past your hands, to catch any noodles still on the end of the chopsticks.
less than a minute later 2 service staff came down and politely held out 2 forks, with a look of pity and 'the farangs cannot comprehend how to use chopsticks'.
Bless 'em. :)
Been a long time but i'd like to thank all the NPT fans for the 120 reputation coments, i can only see the last 5 reds but its lovely to know that 2 years after NPTs last post he's still receiving fan mail in Apr-22. NPT wishes me to pass on his thanks to all his loyal fans.
Name and shame! Who's been repoing old, unused accounts!
I have to say in all my time on TD i cannot recall a day when i've bothered to do anything but look at the current days posts or follow a thread back a few days based upon what is being posted. I cannot Lulu a time when i'd bother my Arse to do back and Red someone.:)
As Lulu well knows you cannot see the name of the poster repo'ing you when you are in Jail. Get me out Lulu and i'll make Sybs dreams come true.
That was a travesty, and the witch hunt which followed you with baying masses calling for your perma-ban that meant you had to multinik 4 times - TD and those shameful few who sadly never got banned or called to account are still here complaining about the good old days.
Because he's back on the piss, basically.
Most people look at old photo albums etc. if they're in a nostalgic mood.
Numpty has his repo comments from people who concluded he was a cvnt in one of his previous iterations.
Though surely the 'repo thread' is the place for this particular trip down memory lane.
Either way, Roy Keane had better keep his doors locked. :D
Well Nev the truth is a lot less exciting than Syb makes it out to be. I was using the phone whilst sat enjoying a beer i tapped my login name and used my finger print to logon not registering NPT was the logon name first on my list. Hey presto we have a Syb story on NPT excess:)
It's still lunchtime so give him another hour, Syb. :)
10.30pm now, if you squint through Mombassas silkies:irish: