Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

This thread is moving in an unenvisioned direction.

Its not going to be a re-run of Fish's shitter thread.

Naah, its next to the catfish tank! Another delicacy I don't really appreciate.

I steer clear, apart from to sneak a couple into the pond now and again. Feel sorry for 'em to be honest.

^ That gives me cheer, by the way!

Originally Posted by Luigi

How long are you doing anyway?

I wanted to head back this Morning.Staying in a hotel full of fucking insects that makes YDs loom look like the Ritz. Only came here to drop off all my worldly possessions that I couldn't sell

There's some Morlam concert around here somewhere tonight, thousands of kids on scooters descending on the place. You'd probably love it Lu

They take up half the road in their scooter convoys, most of them pulling wheelies. This happened just down the road from where I am three hours ago.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ That gives me cheer, by the way!

there's to much sadness in the world and focus on petty bitching and im always right attitude.

They've just offered to kill a chicken for my dinner. I know one has to die somewhere to accommodate that but think I'll drive 15kms to the nearest 7 and get another ham and cheese toastie. I did a 30km round trip earlier to this Good Guys Pizza place that got a 4.8 rating on Google and it closed down 3 months ago.

So what to do...

A- let them kill the chicken
B- Get a ham and cheese toastie
C- Drive for half an hour to The Pizza Company
D- Drive an hour and 9 minutes to the nearest Maccy Ds

Someone's as happy as a pig in shit

Thing is, I had similar once. You can drive off for a toastie, and the chicken will get a reprieve of a day. Or maybe it will be soup by the time you return anyway.

Let them cook you the chicken. Just keep clear when the deed is done.

The chicken gets to go to chicken heaven, Dillette doesn't need to know and only Dill will be left feeling he's lost his appetite - name it first....

Happy days.

Decided against eating chicken.

Are you gonna grow a white colonel goatee for Christmas Dill?

Originally Posted by Luigi

Are you gonna grow a white colonel goatee for Christmas Dill?

Mine's coming along nicely.


Ho ho ho!

So tempted to shave it off, feels weird having a hairy face.

Tis the fashion at the moment and the ladies take a second look, not sure if that's a good thing

Mayo with [quite unworthy] chips.

Very continental.

No it's definitely American shit Jeff. Although that does bring up a point.. why are there African Americans and Hispanic Americans but no white American calls himself an English American?

Yeah, oirish Mercam, Italian Mercan any...

Check out the state flag for Eliminators new gaff

Back on topic, the lurgy that has laid me low the last 5 days and has me barking like a chihuahua has met its match in appa che as Thais pronounce it but Appache as we'd say it, some herbal cough jollop and is the dogs danglies. 25 baht in case you're interested Reach.


I'm considering Chang with appa che depth chargers

Packing for the trip back tomorrow.

Having struggled to get down to 30Kg each, early check-in says we have a 40Kg/person allowance.

Originally Posted by Troy

Packing for the trip back tomorrow.

Having struggled to get down to 30Kg each, early check-in says we have a 40Kg/person allowance.

Watch yourself Troy, i'm going to be less casual about it in future. Safe journey.

Christmas party tonight and a manager asks me to inspect her new recent ddd boob job, Xmas parties are great!

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Christmas party tonight and a manager asks me to inspect her new recent ddd boob job, Xmas parties are great!

Did she get the bags factory fitted Chitty don't get the big tits thing myself but each to their own.

Well Mrs Somtam ain't happy, bet on Norts number 67 and it lost, i also did 24. Both up and down 200 bht a number, she's out over 12k, cheers Norts for making my other number lucky.

That's a Steak sorted in one of the overprice bkk eateries, Mrs doesn't eat beef so special twig and tree leaves a or some such will keep her happy.

Oh Sybs miserable, hate to be him and it makes me glad i'm not

I'm home...it was a poor 24 hours getting here but who cares. Kids and dogs are pleased. It's dry as hell and pretty warm for 7pm. A second glass of cold beer and I'll be off to bed.

Love being home in the middle of nowhere.

Merry xmas Troy. If thats Germany to Thailan it seems a long one, did you have to lay up?.

Originally Posted by Mendip

sneak a couple into the pond now and again. Feel sorry for 'em to be honest.

I've heard it keeps the PH level correctly balanced. Along with a horse hair filter, from an ex German 3 day event, Olympic medal winning, mare.

No lay up but flight delayed and missed early flight to Udon. Immigration were their usual selves but more to do with people in front not knowing the procedure. Packed flight and I had the middle seat in the centre aisle of a 777. Not pleasant and zero sleep. Films were good though...4x4 and official secret being the pick of several.
Same taxi driver as always took us home and car started first time as always. Went for a spin to drive off the flat spots.
Many from family around now so l'll not have that much needed sleep just yet....
Good brandy and a bottle of aberfeldy for new year celebrations...to go with the hairy biker vodka...loving this already....