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    ^ How rude!

    They did look like scones (the 'O' pronounced as in 'Lom' rather than as in 'bone', or even 'onanism', which has been 'on' my mind lately).

    But they were really too sweet and not nice at all. The chickens have a sugar high going on right now!


    Next up... proper scones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    or even 'onanism', which has been 'on' my mind lately).
    Careful, young man
    Genesis 38:8-10













    8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also




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    ^ I have no brother!

    'O'nly two sisters.

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    You do not take a hint from God ?

    Sperm belongs in pussies. Not in the sink, your sock or on the ground

    (sorry Tomcat, not my idea)

    You're done......Onan

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also
    What is the Buddhist view?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    What is the Buddhist view?
    Good question

    I have no idea

    Only buddhists I know, are thai, and most of them are wankers

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    My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


    that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them
    Last edited by Joe 90; 17-07-2021 at 09:48 AM.

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    ^ The missus still gambling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


    that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them
    You constantly bullshit on this forum, so pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


    that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them
    Translation.

    The missus has put my car up for collateral on a loan we cannot pay and now the local Thai money lender owns it instead of me. Therefore I will thrash the shite out of it before it gets repo'd.. that will teach them!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    My daily cheer is I've just returned from trashing the local Thai money lenders car


    that'll put the chilli oop her bonnet and the rest of them
    Entirely not my business I know, but from what you have posted here, I thought you were essentially a single dad taking care of a couple of kids.

    Doing something that could potentially get you jailed, or possibly worse, a good revenge beating, would seem to be, well, lets just say "rash".

    But, as noted, not my business....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Doing something that could potentially get you jailed, or possibly worse, a good revenge beating, would seem to be, well, lets just say "rash".
    Completely stupid imho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Entirely not my business I know, but from what you have posted here, I thought you were essentially a single dad taking care of a couple of kids.
    From Joe's post yesterday at 1.02am, I don't think that is entirely correct. I'm sure I've seen that dress posted before.

    But, yes, not the best action to take, IMO. Fingers crossed for only getting a fine, repair costs, and some community service if or when he gets collared.

    #Pray4leniency
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    • Donít make it a big deal if you make a mistake. Correct yourself, apologise genuinely and move on.

    UQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Completely stupid imho.
    Been working on my people skills.......

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    Went into town today and I've got a kebab for my dinner.

    The excitement in the house is electric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I'm sure I've seen that dress posted before.
    He was probably granted that glimpse of her knickers he posted up the other day after she'd spunked a few grand on summat stupid.

    Let's face it - he's as thick as a fkin brick - barely adult really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    so pics or it didn't happen.
    Posting pics has never been your strong point, has it?

    Here you go, it's not that "hard"...

    Daily or weekly cheer-20210717_151947-jpg

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    What a total dick.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Daily or weekly cheer-one-born-every-minute-jpeg  
    Last edited by cyrille; 17-07-2021 at 10:20 PM.

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    Post up a pic of your ASQ room,so we can help you through this difficult time.

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    Attacks a man's wife.


    Ends the post by calling him a dick.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    What a total fucking dick.

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    You always show up fast for these 'boring' posts of mine, Paddy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Attacks a man's wife.


    Ends the post by calling him a dick.
    Claims someone else shows up fast.... one minute, yes, one minute after they posted.



    ffs, no wonder his nickname is Simple.

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    Is that 'classy', Cyrille ?

    Just asking

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Been working on my people skills.......
    I noticed, admirably diplomatic. :clap:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Last edited by cyrille; Today at 10:20 PM.
    If you ask nicely I can give you an admin account for a few minutes to delete the thumbnail evidence of the attack on a poster's wife.

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