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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    Cold dip in that pool I'd say
    I think they are called hot... ahh never mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I think they are called hot... ahh never mind
    no problem with all the insulation you pack around. Why does it say Ex TD Fat Club VP now ? did you lose a bunch of weight

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    Ive lost about MM's right tit in weight. It was no mean feat

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    ^Hey, be nice, you naughty boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Im gonna go to Harrison Hotsprings in Brittle Columbia for christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    Cold dip in that pool I'd say.


    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I think they are called hot... ahh never mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    You haven't told her that Santa drinks gold label, not milk?
    ....and nothing worse than a bladdy fat drunken Santa.
    Bursting all of our imagined and fanciful images, Dill.
    Thanks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Cheapest turkeys ever. Less than 5 baht a kilo!
    Headed for Khon Kean tomorrow as we do every Thanksgiving for buffet at Pullman Hotel. Always a great meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    ....and nothing worse than a bladdy fat drunken Santa.
    Bursting all of our imagined and fanciful images, Dill.
    Thanks.

    I resemble that remark!

    Two years ago my daughter's nice school headmistress asked if I would be the school santa. I couldn't think up an excuse fast enough so got roped into it - and let's face it, it's not really a compliment, it just means that you're one of the 'largest' of the school fathers.

    So, here was santa and his faithful reindog, Dan!



    When the big day came, santa had to sit in his grotto while each class came in to receive their presents. All went OK... I was giving it the yo ho ho, the little kids loved it, the big kids just took the piss, and one even nicked me bell, FFS.

    And then came my daughter's class. On the spur of the moment I decided to put on a weird voice so that she wouldn't recognise me - I didn't want to spoil her belief in santa. Amazingly I got away with it, but to this day my daughter still thinks santa has a speech impediment!



    Unless of course she's just being kind!

    And a word to the wise... if you want repeat santa work, don't try and get the pretty school nurse to sit on yer knee! They never asked me back!

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    Ho , ho ,ho.

    Brilliant story Mendip!!

    I've been growing a beard for Xmas, trouble is my beard is black and white. Gonna have to bleach it for the big day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Just spotted the decimal point
    What's the country of origin?

    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    My family fortunately experienced it together
    It always helped to have an energetic grandmother to organise it and all living relatively close together. My families, brothers, children and locally adopted, are all over the world now, progress?

    I'll cook a Christmas dinner as usual. There always seems to be takers, two sittings last year. An early afternoon, for the "local workers"and early evening for the "farming families. The Sprouts and Cranberry Sauce did last through January though.
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    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    progress?

    Busyiest time of the year for the Samaritans.

    Just sayin'

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    Ever seen the movie Bad Santa?
    'kin hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Headed for Khon Kean tomorrow as we do every Thanksgiving for buffet at Pullman Hotel. Always a great meal.
    Absolutely. I dont go to khon kean often but when we do theres absolutely no point in staying anywhere other than the pullman. For me its a 5 star hotel with 3 star price. Its got it all. Micro brewery in the basement, all kinds of differnt food going on. And cheap plus central would be crazy not to book in there. I believe it used to be under the sofitel brand? Breakfast buffet is the best ive seen. With a wife and 2 kids that probably saves you 800 baht by itself. Wish i could join ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    I believe it used to be under the sofitel brand?
    It did indeed. We go 2, 3 times a year just for a food binge. Cheap is in the pocketbook of the payer but for me 1,700 baht for the spread is damn good value.

    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    Wish i could join ya
    Wish you could myself. You along with a couple others here are folks I would surely enjoy a holiday get together.

    Thanksgiving started by a group of starving Pilgrims celebrating being saved from starvation by a tribe of friendly Native Americans. We all know how thanks was given to them. In retrospect the natives should have let the bastards starve.
    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaiguzzi View Post
    Ever seen the movie Bad Santa?
    f'kin hilarious.
    I watched Badder Santa the other night, part 2 is funny, almost peed in my pants. lol.


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    Sweet pics, Mendip!!!!
    You make a fine, Santa!

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    My watch has been telling me it's 31st November today...

    But no! Just a reminder that everyone can now start their Advent Calendars!


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    ^ OK then


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    My watch has been telling me it's 31st November today...

    But no! Just a reminder that everyone can now start their Advent Calendars!

    Nice ship....

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    ^ HMS Victory, I have a thing for Nelson.

    I keep meaning to visit the real thing in Portsmouth, but just never seem to get the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ HMS Victory, I have a thing for Nelson.

    I keep meaning to visit the real thing in Portsmouth, but just never seem to get the time.
    Went to his school, as old fashioned a boys only Grammer school you could wish to see.
    Pretty horrific for a rebellious teenager like myself who had no interest in Latin FFS.
    Nowadays a 6th form boys/girls college.
    Portraits of the man everywhere.
    The county of Norfolk is still called Nelson's County.
    Kiss me Hardy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    At least I am good for something on this forum.

    20k posts and over ten years and some want me to fook off.
    Why for fukcs sake? I think yer pretty fooking entertaining! ...

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    Mentioned Santa to my 3rd graders and one of them just yelled "Fake!" at the top of his lungs. Charming.

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    We're off to the UK on the 17th for Christmas.

    I know my mum will have my nativity scene out on display - I haven't got a religious bone in my body but ya have to have a nativity scene!

    Made this 48 years ago, and to be honest it's holding out better than I am!

    ... well, apart from my legs... I haven't had a leg drop off yet so I guess I'm doing better than Jesus!


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    Stuck in Alabama again.

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