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    Those who drink black coffee are a superior breed of human being.

    (From https://brobible.com/life/article/pe...ffee-superior/ some of my commentary added.)

    Contrary to the popular belief that coffee drinkers are the worst people on earth, I put to you that those who drink coffee —specifically black coffee—are a superior breed of human beings on this planet. Why black? Because when you’re starting out it could be bitter as hell (especially if you’re used to the taste of diabetes-inducing sugar water). But people who force themselves to do something that is temporarily bitter but will make them awesome? That’s called self-discipline (similar to cold showers)

    The best part is – once you’re accustomed to having your coffee black, you gradually appreciate and fall in love with the taste of true coffee, the real deal.

    I can vouch for this. Drinking black coffee at the start, is like chewing on a piece of firewood. But once you force yourself into it, you cant have it any other way. Sugary coffee feels perverse and contaminated after awhile.

    Plus its a good way to cut our sugar. I used to go through buckets of sugar.

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    Humm ... interesting

    I'm fucked ... I like milk in my coffee

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    Never heard of BroBible ... worried that it maybe along the lines of the Watchtower.

    Thankfully, I can rest easy

    "About BroBible. Founded in New York City in 2008, BroBible is the ultimate lifestyle destination for millennial men. From sports and culture news to high tech gadgets and everyday carry items that enhance the daily grind, BroBible is the digital authority on what matters to the upwardly mobile man."

    'upwardly mobile man' ... fucked again

    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Humm ... interesting

    I'm fucked ... I like milk in my coffee

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    Never heard of BroBible ... worried that it maybe along the lines of the Watchtower.

    Thankfully, I can rest easy

    "About BroBible. Founded in New York City in 2008, BroBible is the ultimate lifestyle destination for millennial men. From sports and culture news to high tech gadgets and everyday carry items that enhance the daily grind, BroBible is the digital authority on what matters to the upwardly mobile man."

    'upwardly mobile man' ... fucked again
    Try going black. Try it for a few days.

    Bro Bible seems kinda queer. I'll admit that. But this article explained black coffee well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Try going black.
    After I've tried black, will I ever go back?

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    ^ ask Lu

    I like black coffee now too. Soon acquire the taste

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ ask Lu

    I like black coffee now too. Soon acquire the taste
    Is it customary for wops to drink it black i wonder. Wops have everything right when it comes to food and drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ ask Lu

    I like black coffee now too. Soon acquire the taste

    No, I said try black ... not buy black

    Could always ask Ant ... he's All Black !

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    Maybe later ... I'd like to keep the Milkman employed for a while

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    I bet you weird skirt wearers have to have it hot

    us real men have it ice cold

    and squirted into our colons

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    That Bro Bible seems to be the sort of thing J Trudeau,the well known lady man would have on subscription.
    I,like all manly men have always drank my coffee black just like my tea.
    People who put milk in their tea should be shot with a ball of their own shit,how dare they.

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    Tea is for poofs.

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    Coffee is actually good for you if you drink it black.

    Adding milk and sugar makes it bad for you.

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    ^I'm effed then. have just had coffee with a bit of milk & sugar... oh well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    ^I'm effed then. have just had coffee with a bit of milk & sugar... oh well...
    That's a respectable and ladylike.

    But for the men, they might want to get there testosterone checked if they are spiking their coffee with sweets

    I Googled ladylike for the hell of it. It's hard in the PC world to find a word that gives women credit for being womanly without being a sexist mansplainer. Ladylike works tho.

    la·dy·like

    /ˈlādēˌlīk/

    adjective

    appropriate for or typical of a well-bred, decorous woman or girl.
    Last edited by Backspin; 07-11-2019 at 08:44 AM.

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    Most of my life I drank coffee white and sweet (very sweet). After the heart attack needed to cut both sugar and dairy - so black it was. Took about - dunno - a week maybe - to get used to it. Now any other way than black is just foul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW
    Tea is for poofs.


    Fight me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    I bet you weird skirt wearers have to have it hot

    us real men have it ice cold

    and squirted into our colons


    Cold coffee always makes me shit. So I stopped that

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Tea is for poofs.
    Objection. Raw green tea is for real men, not like you frazzled, caffeine dependent coffee-sipping homos.

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    A quote from the "brobible". No doubt left that this is the return of Slick with this multi nick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    Tea is for poofs.
    Don't knock poofs, or pooves. Few weeks ago I got hooted at a bar for ordering tea. Tbf it wasn't the order but my protest when waitress said they don't have any so boss turned up to confirm it's a beer bar and nobody's ever asked for tea. Then the sweet young thing popped over the road to buy some Lip-ton, but as she didn't know what to charge jai dee boss let me have it on the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Wops have everything right when it comes to food and drink.
    Yes us Degos do a mean coffee and a great Port. I am not sure if Lu is a Wop or not though

    Still not buying the whole Black coffee is good for ya stuff. Drink whatever ya want. I personally cannot stand black coffee. It etches your teeth, gives some people terrible body odor, terrible breath. Seems like a lot of black coffee drinkers also smoke which is a deadly combination for breath that can kill small animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    Yes us Degos do a mean coffee and a great Port. I am not sure if Lu is a Wop or not though

    Still not buying the whole Black coffee is good for ya stuff. Drink whatever ya want. I personally cannot stand black coffee. It etches your teeth, gives some people terrible body odor, terrible breath. Seems like a lot of black coffee drinkers also smoke which is a deadly combination for breath that can kill small animals.
    That's a horse shit correlation. Coffee has nothing to do with smoking. Way more ppl drink coffee than drink coffee and smoke.

    You must be a boring guy. Do you not drink either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    Do you not drink either
    Are you F'n kidding me...Go look at the "what are you drinking today" thread. HAHAHA

    All I can say about black coffee drinkers is what I see and have always noticed. They usually grab a black coffee, then excuse themselves for a smoke. Now I am not saying all. I am saying what I see and have witnessed. But then again I do not pay attention much anymore as I do not drink coffee nor hang around people who smoke anymore.

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    I visit various friends who get so wound up after they have a coffee, I can hardly get in a word edgeways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles View Post
    Coffee is actually good for you if you drink it black.
    Coffee is a drug, withdrawal symptoms kick in you are caught short of your regular fix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer
    I visit various friends who get so wound up after they have a coffee, I can hardly get in a word edgeways.
    Maybe they drink to make you interesting.


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