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    Man bonking cone avoids jail - exciting new job!

    Saw this in the rag: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/102071...station-court/

    "He was in a public lift with the upturned object — described as “akin to a traffic cone” — on his lap. Cops arrived to see Smith on top of it with his pants still down.

    Smith, who had been on a drink and drugs bender, said his trousers had simply “fallen down”.


    But one of the Virgin Rail workers at Wigan North Western station said: “I believe he was trying to have sex with the cone. I was in complete shock.”


    Smith, of St Helens, Merseyside, ad[at]mitted outraging public decency in April before Wigan magistrates.


    A Bolton crown court sentencing hearing was told he has eight previous convictions, included two for public sex acts.


    But Gareth Bellis, defending, said he had been offered a plumbing job, which was dependent on avoiding jail."




    I'm sure his new job working with piping will provide a safe outlet for his interests....
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    I hope his plumbing job meets his expectations

    Btw, wasn't he from Stoke...

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    stuffing sausage's

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    I hear hoovers can be used at a pinch if you don't switch them on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I'm sure his new job working with piping will provide a safe outlet for his interests....
    It goes to show that if one is persistent enough then the openings are there.

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    Nev has style

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    I fondly remember internet phenomenon "Goatse" doing something horrendous with a traffic cone. Well worth a google..

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    no different to some of them in the marine bar,fking a dummy.

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    I hear hoovers can be used at a pinch if you don't switch them on.
    Tried that. Too small for my massive todger...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    But one of the Virgin Rail workers at Wigan North Western station said: “I believe he was trying to have sex with the cone. I was in complete shock.”
    Fooking liar, surely they've seen worse working at a train station.....
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    Man convicted of having sex with a pile of leaves.

    He was spotted by a family having a meal in a restaurant. "Oh look mummy, whats that man doing ?" "Never mind just eat your dinner."

    https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...tried-17176000

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    I wonder if he is proud and boasting to his mates about his latest conviction ?

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    Man convicted of having sex with a pile of leaves.
    Must be hell for him during Springtime...
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    ^^Bit of a rake, that lad..

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