Thread: I Met a Glaswegian Flat Earther/Anti-Vaxxer/Absolute Fucking Lunatic Today. Offshore.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

That's Jack Meoff on one of his 9am start benders

^What's this
Get tae fuck

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

Converse with Cyrille on TD its cheaper, quicker and just as unfulfilling.



Not really, look at the current swill in the British Parliament



Push him off the rig and tell him the water must be magnetic.

We are fortunate indeed that in both cases, their employment keeps them isolated for long periods. The short bursts of inanity are much easier to bear.
Hat tip to Dirk for putting himself in such an unenviable position.

it isn't flat?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

He spoke about his kids. He home schools them and his eldest daughter is an English teacher in Thailand, previously China.

He home schooled his kids

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

His argument is that water cannot stick to a round object. I asked him about gravity but it turns out gravity is just something that I've been forced to believe.

To be fair to the guy, I like him and would buy him a few drinks. I've met countless weirdos in bars and he's a breath of fresh air iif you hadn't met him sober and he'd just shat himself

No matter how daft or self opinionated he seems when you meet him sober, he does possess a brain that free thinks and has a great anti Aberdeen being thumped personality and that You Tube thingy seems more like a wind up.

Was he wearing those sunglasses when you met him?
Bring him to Pattaya, beers on me

Lost in translation? I need subtitles in the "English language." I understood compassion for tramps but that's about it. What's with the galvanized tin pail horseshoe magnet and basketball. Hmm, If the earth were flat would the rivers flow? Yes, right off the edge.....This dude is deep. I thought he was going to launch the bucket into the river with the ball floating on a half full bucket of water to prove that even with the rivers current the iron deposits are so prevalent in the rocks that his bucket boat doesn't end in the slipstream falling off the edge of the earth.

Butt fark it. We already know the answers.

News Just In: Drunk Scottish Rigger Isn't Very Bright.



No chance of videos not messing up this thread, eh?

I think not very bright is an understatement.

I wouldn't want him as a father-in-law...

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

RIP Eddie, the world is a rounder place without you.

Well here goes my ticket to Hell then...
























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