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    I've become a 'hansum' man in Laos...

    Since arriving in my new home in Luang Prabang a few weeks ago, I seem to have become attractive to many local woman and female Asian tourists.

    Most evenings, I eat in the night market, because there is a choice of healthy salads and the price is low (20,000 kip = 69 baht).

    I've noticed more than few young Lao women smile at me in an apparently-friendly manner and say 'Sabai dee', whilst not pushing whatever they're hawking on me.

    In the night market, everyone sits at communal tables. Japanese and Chinese women smile and say hello to me

    I assumed that either I'd forgotten to zip up my jeans and was giving everyone a free eyeful. Or perhaps they assumed that I was some old guy suffering from dementia, and were smiling in sympathy.

    Whatever, but it makes a nice change from Thai women, who stopped smiling at me around 2004....
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Need to take your phone around with ya, Simon.
    Snap a few off - post 'em to the thread.


    Cheers!

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    They are poor and want to sell stuff you fool

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    I'm with HL, pics please. I'm sure the collective wisdom of the TD members can help determine if they have a genuine or commercial interest. Could be both, depending on what they are selling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I'd forgotten to zip up my jeans and was giving everyone a free eyeful
    ...eyeful sounds generous...

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    Can you bring me over?

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    Simon, its thr Lao food it give them terrible wind. Confirm your theory by checking if its just you they are gurning at or is it others that they feel uncomfortable around

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    It's the new look fitness regime, you've only yourself too blame.

    Invest in a stick so you can fight them off.

    Offer one a meal and get a selfie for us, we can take the advice from there

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    They are poor and want to sell stuff you fool
    The Chinese and Japanese women want to sell me stuff???

    Recall my comment about the Lao street-sellers..

    "...whilst not pushing whatever they're hawking on me"

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    Perhaps they're gagging for some Simon action.

    Perhaps they are fond of their absent grandparents and miss them greatly.

    Perhaps they feel the same tug at the heartstrings that a Downs Syndrome child excites because they know that although you look a bit weird you're really nice deep down.

    Perhaps they're dilating at the possibility of some enormous throbbing member.

    The possibilities are endless and almost certainly unverifiable. Unless there's some pictures posted.

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    That's what you get when you ride your pushie around and calling yourself by your alta ego..Chris Fromme.
    The local floozies can smell the money.

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    They want you to buy them a hotel?

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    Maybe because you're new there and they're just being friendly to the new guy.

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    I recall from my trip to LP that the atmosphere was friendly and laid back. My thai companion said it was what thailand was like 40 years ago. Made her quite sad for what thailand has lost.

    Enjoy it simon, just folks being friendly.

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    This is fantastic news, Simon, for the women of Laos; one of whom, the lucky ticket winner, while she won't get a trip around Willy Woner's Chocolate factory, she can be expecting her hotel, built to order, coming very soon.

    I love a hotel building picture thread...

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    The Thai bints stopped smiling at ya because they knew ya had fook all money left after giving it away to ya ex bitches.

    Bad move Simon.

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    Actually, agree with Uncle Nid been quite a few times to Lao and they are much more friendly and relaxed - just enjoy, the tourists and chinks will wipe that smile away idc, sadly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    I recall from my trip to LP that the atmosphere was friendly and laid back. My thai companion said it was what thailand was like 40 years ago. Made her quite sad for what thailand has lost.

    Enjoy it simon, just folks being friendly.
    indeed, Thailand 40 years ago, and will end up like Thailand in 10 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I've noticed more than few young Lao women smile at me in an apparently-friendly manner and say 'Sabai dee'
    Umm...why are they saying that, do you think?

    Odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Umm...why are they saying that, do you think?
    Wild guess they don't speak Engerish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by docmartin View Post
    Perhaps they're gagging for some Simon action.

    Perhaps they are fond of their absent grandparents and miss them greatly.

    Perhaps they feel the same tug at the heartstrings that a Downs Syndrome child excites because they know that although you look a bit weird you're really nice deep down.

    Perhaps they're dilating at the possibility of some enormous throbbing member.

    The possibilities are endless and almost certainly unverifiable. Unless there's some pictures posted.
    They were being friendly to a lonely old man sitting by himself in order to sell something

    Lonely old man goes back to room and jerks off

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Umm...why are they saying that, do you think?

    Odd.
    Not odd, just friendly people passing the time of day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasher View Post
    They were being friendly to a lonely old man sitting by himself in order to sell something

    Lonely old man goes back to room and jerks off
    Lonely is not a word in my personal vocabulary. Jerking off yes, lonely no

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    It was probably your rugged good looks, the laughter lines and that bulge in your pants....Your wallet.

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