pull the otter one, pooly!Quote:
Originally Posted by poolcleaner
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pull the otter one, pooly!Quote:
Originally Posted by poolcleaner
:dev+ang:
Nope. I am buggered if I can work out what is going on here.
farkin hilarious comment :beer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dougal
The story so far:Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Poolie's girlfriend wants to marry her son because Poolie has invented a machine that will replace all the girls currently working at Nana, but it only accepts coins and there is a long queue to use it.
Now read on.
Pooly is gettin wed for farks sake. Thats whats going one!!!!! Its like christmas for piss takers!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Well let's not get carried away........I mean I just said I would!Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonfruit
It's not due until November so there's plenty of time for her to catch me out.
I've got a hottie at the AfterWork getting interested as well but it's gets a bit sticky when you're familiar with a staff member and you want to pork a customer.
Anyway, FYI there won't be a wedding ceremony on Samui this time.
Just squatting in the mud in Udon.
Oh joy oh fun!
Have you seen my smilies :pcrocks: :pooly:
Pooly, do you wanna talk?:confused:
Always happy to shoot the breeze Cap!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
Why, you got a problem?
Yes it has. It was out of order on Friday evening though.Quote:
Originally Posted by poolcleaner
Oh, and Pooly. Don't do it mate.
Prolly some pommy bloke who broke it! :rant:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Dunno man, couldn't you arrange a TD gathering for Nov in Udon?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I thought Poolcleaner wanted to marry his girlfriends son, even though she does not have a son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dougal
Seems like I have to take this year's vacation in november Udon is not so far away. Which ampur?
I hardly ever leave Bangkok Fab, what's an ampur?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabian
Do we have them in Pratunam?
it's a Roman thing Poolie, where they pour oil over your body at orgies
yes, they have them in Pratunam
Do they set you on fire?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrAndy
for B500, anything you want
I guess we'll have to wait until the invites go out...Quote:
Originally Posted by friscofrankie
An ampur is like a district, Poolie. I do not expect your soon to be wife to come directly out of the city of Udorn but rather a smaller town or village, right?
Probably a small stand of bamaboo near a river in all honesty!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabian
Ok, PC, let's get things worked out here- *I*'ll marry the son, YOU marry the mother, and then we'll be in-laws!
"Steven"
Oh dear, the nightmare has just begun, married to an old woman, but then it gets worse, you have a gay sceptic for a brother inlaw :(
Buy some sheep and I'm sure you'd get a kiwi movin' in as well!
that would be SON-in-law, DD!!! :bunny3:
^or DAUGHTER-i-law, depending on your "flavor" Steven :) :lol: