Thread: Anyone seen Hal today?

Police at Barcelona airport have arrested a Colombian man suspected of trying to smuggle half a kilo of cocaine into Spain concealed under his wig.

Officers noted that the passenger, who had arrived on a flight from Bogotá, seemed extremely nervous. However, what most attracted their attention was the size, and in particular, the height of his wig.

When they asked him to remove his wig the officers found a packet containing 503g of cocaine glued to his head. They then arrested him.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/20...mpression=true


Pablo Escobarnet

Originally Posted by Dillinger

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/20...mpression=true


Pablo Escobarnet

I suspect that in order to get out of Colombia he had toupee somebody off.

What a barnet!

^I've seen worse, tbh.

He needs to add a bit more talcum powder to that "cocaine".

Originally Posted by kmart

^I've seen worse, tbh.

I'm wearing worse right now. Its a bugger in the hot weather as the tape fails and it slips off or catches on my MAGA baseball cap and comes off entirely.

Not good for sexy winkley man.

Orrens

He'll be the laughing stock of the prison they send him to.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

He'll be the laughing stock of the prison they send him to.

I'd rather be the laughing stock in a Spanish prison for five years or so than highly respected in an Asian shithole for 50.

Lord Brainiac as he is known in the smuggling circles
masterminded the scheme on his own he confessed. In reference to his barber he said I know I should have had him feather it in better in back but I do swear I asked for a flattop!