New pill makes farts smell like chocolate

**Little Chuchok** · 30-06-2019, 06:21 AM

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Inventor claims new pill makes farts smell like chocolate

30 Jun, 2019 8:09am 2 minutes to read

An inventor may have just created the pill we never knew we needed. Photo / 123RF

An inventor claims to have created pills which can disguise the smell of the the gas you pass.
Christian Poincheval, 69, claims to have created the drug which can make gas smell like anything from roses to chocolate and can also be given to your pets.
According to the Sun, Poincheval got the idea while "at a table with friends after a copious meal when we nearly asphyxiated ourselves".
He said: "The gas wasn't great for our table neighbours. Something had to be done about this. You can disguise the sound of a fart but not the stench."

He began selling the pills locally as dietary supplements, but later expanded the idea as something that could "add a touch of humour for any occasion".
Poincheval says the pills need about a week to kick in, and also come in a powder version for your pets.
As well as covering up any bad smells, they're also said to reduce intestinal gas and bloating thanks to natural ingredients like vegetable coal, fennel, seaweed, plant resin, bilberry, and cacao zest.
The product is available to buy via a website called PilulePet which says: "If you are tired of rolling down the car windows then this is for you! Capsules are packaged discreetly to avoid any embarrassment."
Could be a game changer.

**SKkin** · 30-06-2019, 07:11 AM

Mine already smell like rose petals so won't need the pill. But I'll pass that along though. 555

**misskit** · 30-06-2019, 07:13 AM

Chocolate smell from someone’s butthole is probably gonna put me right off chocolate. Yuck.

**Little Chuchok** · 30-06-2019, 08:30 AM

^Apparently they have lavender fragrance as well.

**bowie** · 30-06-2019, 08:34 AM

hmm... need to see the results of the clinical trials. Do these pills actually mask the smell "stinky" farts... or, just generate additional farts that don't smell all that bad?

**fishlocker** · 30-06-2019, 08:50 AM

Butt.....forgot to mention the asparagus urine affect. The inventor was quoted as saying as long as your bathroom is not directly accessed through your kitchen this should be of little effect.

**fishlocker** · 30-06-2019, 08:53 AM

Luckily the fish don't fart, nor can he use affect and effect correctly in the same paragraph.

No biggie.

**Klondyke** · 30-06-2019, 08:56 AM

And there are some pills - not so cheap - that additionally to the good smell (hom hom) the fart will play Beethoven's ninth...

**Orrens** · 30-06-2019, 12:30 PM

I thought they had Parma Violets for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parma_Violets

So your intestinal cough smells like lavender. Doesn't work if you follow through.

Orrens
I should get out more but I keep getting arrested.

**lom** · 30-06-2019, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Inventor claims new pill makes farts smell like chocolate

It will take away all the fun of letting one out in a Tesco aisle

**HuangLao** · 30-06-2019, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by SKkin

Mine already smell like rose petals so won't need the pill. But I'll pass that along though. 555

I'm one of these that lucked out as well.
Mine have always smelled like wild jasmine.

My shit doesn't stink, either.

Has this almost pleasant citrus bloom scent.

**Cujo** · 01-07-2019, 06:54 PM

Mine generally are long loud and thunderous but basically completely lacking in pong .

**reddog** · 01-07-2019, 10:20 PM

When in lived in Niger,my girlfriend who was that black that when she farted,she blew soot and it smelt like a fireplace.

**GracelessFawn** · 02-07-2019, 04:18 AM

How pleasant..... would make one's room smell like a chocolate factory or a rose garden.

Gross......

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