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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    60 is the new 43 so keep pumping those biceps and keep pounding that man-slug and find a book publisher and movie franchise for that epic life story!!
    Fuck Yea! Remember, Somtamslap made a HUGE fortune after regaling his tales in a book. It was so good I even PAID for a copy rather than just pirating it.

    You can do it too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    It was so good I even PAID for a copy rather than just pirating it.
    yes - so did I , and I left quite a nice review

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    I can be a Madame Vandersexx briefly, for your birthday.
    Administer the testicle clamps Katie

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Somtamslap made a HUGE fortune after regaling his tales in a book
    Is this book true or is this a joke?

    I did not hear about this.

    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Administer the testicle clamps Katie
    Ride him like a squealing smurf-pig Miss Katie and don't be shy with the whip on those over-size spuds hanging out the back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Is this book true or is this a joke?

    I did not hear about this.
    Partly true.

    The book exists, the huge fortune probably not.

    http://booksmango.com/downloads/once...e-in-the-east/

    https://teakdoor.com/famous-threads/1...-east-hot.html (A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam)


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    ^Good effort from the slap.

    Pity he did not publish it 10 years earlier before e-books when there was still some coin to be made out of publishing.

    Simon's story will always be the stuff of teakdoor legend even if it never gets on the NYT bestseller list.

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    Just noticed that booksmango link in Nev's post and Slap's signature says page not found. Thats probably whats kept him off the NYT list.

    You are in Isarn, aint you Simon. Why not put your hand to the prequel..








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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    ^Good effort from the slap.
    And great artwork from Smug Farang Bore.

    A real TD collaboration.

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    Wishing you a happy Birthday to you. If you have your healthy and are happy then that is all that is important.



    Here are some flowers for you from Yuki. It is a picture from the internet but I hope you like it.

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    Time to your sub-bladder organ checked.

    It's my 60th birthday - this post just for fun :)-prostate-cancer-white-background-47416410-jpg
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails It's my 60th birthday - this post just for fun :)-prostate-cancer-white-background-47416410-jpg  

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    That's tomorrow afternoon sorted.

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    Happy Birthday, got you by 5 years but it's cool, all the best.

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    ^^^If the doc starts tickling the back of your ballbag with his thumb like that while he is drilling the pink doughnut then it is digital gay-rape!

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    ^

    It's a new technique utilised on the gender dubious.

    A new box to tick on the authority to penetrate document all have to sign prior to saying hello at the bar/surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    ^^^If the doc starts tickling the back of your ballbag with his thumb like that while he is drilling the pink doughnut then it is digital gay-rape!
    It really is a nurse's job, that.




    Paid good money for it too.

    Asked for the result and was told '1 minute 35 seconds.'

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    Had a digital examination a few years back. If I recall, I had to have a very full bladder. When the doc touched my prostate I almost pissed up my nose...

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    ^Is it Friday night already?

    Happy belated Birthday Simon, you nutter.

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    My little video has been 'doing the rounds' with some of my online students (young teens) in Burma.

    Positively-received, since they all know I'm mad as a hatter anyway. (when I taught at their school last year).

    I did a science lesson about the heart in the week and got them to measure their resting heart rates. They averaged about 80, whilst mine was 45. (80 is OK for a growing boy/girl ==> higher metabolic rate). But my video made them think more about exercise and keeping/getting fit.

    So being an eccentric English loony gives positive results with my students
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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