Thread: The Order Of Yoni : Will you dare?

it's a vaginal beer and they are having a tasting soiree next week in Lille, France if our British friends want to come over and try before we close the Eurotunnel with Brexit



orders can be taken here:

https://www.orderyoni.fr/boutique/49...-2-x-50cl.html

Good grief! Like men haven't been emasculated, feminized and pussy-whupped already.? The End is Nigh.

There must be a factory / farm where they are harvesting the juice, they'll be a load of bloated heffers lying on their backs strapped into birthing chairs with vibrators strapped to their clits; they won't look like the picture. They'll start advertising in places like Newcastle and Middlesbrough - no experience necessary and all the love Island re-runs you can handle.

Errrr. Its made in Poland.
And I resemble those remarks about Geordie lasses. Stating it would be Dudley lasses would be fair.
I am tempted to send a couple of big girls from Chopwell or Benwell to sort the poster out.

Orrens

^^ thats some vivid imagination right there

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

There must be a factory / farm where they are harvesting the juice, they'll be a load of bloated heffers lying on their backs strapped into birthing chairs with vibrators strapped to their clits; they won't look like the picture. They'll start advertising in places like Newcastle and Middlesbrough - no experience necessary and all the love Island re-runs you can handle.

You ought to be in porn, matey.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

There must be a factory / farm where they are harvesting the juice, they'll be a load of bloated heffers lying on their backs strapped into birthing chairs with vibrators strapped to their clits; they won't look like the picture. They'll start advertising in places like Newcastle and Middlesbrough - no experience necessary and all the love Island re-runs you can handle.

^^^ makes up for my lack of Grammar and punctuation.

Pray to God it doesn't catch on in Merica. They'll turn prisons over to production like they do with licence plates etc.


You can see the valentine special now: Cream Pie

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

orders can be taken here:

https://www.orderyoni.fr/boutique/49...-2-x-50cl.html

I can't read Thai. Is there an English version?

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

makes up for my lack of Grammar and punctuation

It was wrong to capitalise the G in 'grammar".

Originally Posted by Maanaam

It was wrong to capitalise the G in 'grammar".

Thanks Cyrille. Glad you're back on the Acronym horse too.

Such a beer inevitably raises questions. We have listed the most frequently asked questions here and provided clear answers.

If you have other questions in mind, a contact form is available here.

IS BEER REALLY PRODUCED WITH THE WOMAN'S VAGINAL LACTOBACILLUS?

Yes, we take the bacteria from the vagina using the gynecological stick (a vaginal smear).

In the laboratory, the bacteria are isolated, cleaned, identified and then multiplied to the amount that allows the preparation of culture entry kits that are used in the brewery during the production of the beer.

IS IT SAFE?

Yes 100%.

First, during isolation, vaginal swabs are examined to ensure the absence of other bacteria and viruses.

Second, the bacteria are specially treated to allow only Lactobacillus bacteria to grow.

Third, the most important part, with regard to assurance and safety, the final examination of freeze-dried bacteria multiplied before use in the preparation of entry kit.

Freeze-dried bacteria are examined for the presence of foreign DNA and / or RNA.

> So we are 100% certain that only Lactobacillus bacteria are used and that no other bacteria or viruses will end up in the final product.

(see Laboratory Certification )

For information, this process is the same for lactobacilli used in yogurts, cheeses, beers ... all foods that require fermentation.

HOW ABOUT MANNEQUINS?

We chose two beautiful and very intelligent women for our first beers: Monika and Paulina.

They personify the beauty and intelligence that you will enjoy with these beers.

They will be a source of inspiration for our future models.

DO YOU CHECK THE PAST OF THE MODEL?

Each model must sign a contract that provides a strong penalty if it evolves in the adult industry, the sex industry, pornographic actress, escort or prostitute, etc ...

DO YOU PRODUCE IN YOUR OWN BREWERY?
No, this beer is brewed in a partner brewery that meets all the requirements of standard, hygiene and safety to ensure a quality product.

they take swabs from the smelly twats of french slappers and harvest the lactobacilli.
one can only imagine the idiocy in the mind of the marketing genius who dreamed this one up.

coming soon, sperm based mayonnaise.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

they'll be a load of bloated heffers lying on their backs strapped into birthing chairs with vibrators strapped to their clits;

Is there a Cambo branch franchise yet?

Seattle is a go

Been looking for a breakfast drink.

Originally Posted by taxexile

they take swabs from the smelly twats of french slappers and harvest the lactobacilli.
one can only imagine the idiocy in the mind of the marketing genius who dreamed this one up.

coming soon, sperm based mayonnaise.

You'd probably enjoy it taxi since you're such a cnut and all. Might be quite bitter and tart, just like you.

But then your tastes clearly incline more toward the "sperm based mayonnaise" don't they. Probably spread it liberally on those "beefcakes" you're always salivating over.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Been looking for a breakfast drink

who wanted this????

I wonder if it is advised to pour the beer into a saucer and lap it up or go the old fashioned and drink it out of a glass.