Thread: What to do? Advice needed from the teakdoor flotsam and jetsom

Terry is back.

Love you mate.

And that was not payin for accommodation as i have me own gaffer, that was just havin fun and shit like that.

Good innit cockage eh.

Bought some Mull and a few dosen cartons of Coopers Sparkiling Ale eh.

Smashed fook out of em in me Camper eh.

Fookin tops wannit.

Anyway, I'm always available whenever the big issues come up,

I like to help out DBL because he is is a top punter unlike Topper who is a fat tefling peasant and a fart away from being arsed out of Lieland because he has fuk all.

Bummer the eh.

If I could only learn the lingo I'm sure I'd love it as well.

Coopers= beer. Well who the hell cares after that..Eh.

I'm watching that grail bit again just for kicks.

Originally Posted by NigelFarage

In summary, go to Perth

if you like jarpies and retired pommy firestation attendants with blurter facinations