Thread: Nutty allsorts

Originally Posted by bsnub

Still stalking I see. You creepy fucking weirdo sock.

You stalking me again Princess. Where you been, drying out?

EDIT

If you want an example of creepy weirdos then your mate Reachy of "arse sniffing dogs" piccies is on the mark - is he one of yours? You mercans are all a bit weird like that, a few examples on here aside.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

You stalking me again Princess.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Doesn't bother me. .

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Originally Posted by DrB0b

Is Jabir still desperately looking for validation? He does that every time he leaves the echo chamber and experiences the laughter and contempt of the real world. He'll toddle off back to his Facebook circle-jerks and the comments pages of the more rabid newspapers soon enough.

Huh? Nobody is forcing you to contribute, doc, esp not after your abysmal performance with fictional facts on the Brexit thread. If you don't like this thread move on and spray your scent elsewhere.

Bob is one of those "life and soul" of the party types. Thinks only his opinion counts and is happy to tell everyone else they are idiots right up until the time he finds himself with no audience or is shown the door. He's not a real doctor though either, just more of his veneer he likes to flaunt.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

He's not a real doctor though either

Always the sign of a TD retard, the weird statement that someone's nick is not really them - as if anyone other than a grade A idiot would ever think it was. Do you think Jabir is a Muslim, that Cujo is a dog, that dragonfly has wings? Just how much of a muppet are you?

Bob, seems you wrote the book - sage words. Did you write your Doctorate on this? and is it available on Amazon.

Originally Posted by jabir

Any teachers here? Are you an insensitive bastard that marks homework in red? Don't you know this could upset your kids and scar them for life? Be cool like schools in the West Midlands, use a soothing shade of green.

Actually this is widespread. Corrections in green (for growth) and highlight the good stuff in pink (because we're tickled).

Like a lot of trivial stuff it’s apparently a big deal to Jabir, and all the stuff of which he does not approve ties together.

If only it were still 1972.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Ah, that much of a muppet. Can I recommend that over that next few posts you try the following highly original and rarely-used techniques?

1) Comment on my post count and the time-gap or lack of time-gap between my posts
2) Ask which drugs I am on
4) Suggest that I am drunk
5) Find it astonishing that anyone has the time to reply to anyone else on a forum
6) Threaten to put me on ignore in such a way as to suggest that I would care
7) Suggest that you are too busy for this kind of nonsense and will no longer reply
8) Invent an argument which you claim you won but is somehow no longer on the forum, probably because I am a mod and deleted it (the "Jabir Manoeuvre")
9) Express pity for my family
10) Intimate I have a suspicious interest in Children
11) Hint that I may be homosexual
12) Diagnose any of a number of psychiatric conditions that I may be suffering from
13) Accuse me of having a larger vocabulary than you in such a way as to imply that that is somehow a bad thing
14) Suggest I am having a "meltdown" and express concern
15) Discover the gap in numbering on this list and rejoice volubly in your undoubted genius at finding that I may have made an error which no-one other than you could possibly ever have spotted


I assure you that nobody in the entire history of the internet has ever tried any of those and that people would be absolutely delighted by the originality and wit you would display by using them

That's quite comprehensive. I'm sure you missed one or two but I can't bring them to mind. Perhaps we should consult ENT (if still alive) for a more comprehensive version. His mind flapped about everywhere when challenged.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Perhaps we should consult ENT (if still alive)

Far, near...
Whether he is here,
I believe that your butthurt will go on...

His disappearance was odd, for someone previously so forum-obsessed.

My guess is that as he had been a smoker for 50 years, despite having then given up, he had a stroke. Then reinvented himself under another nic here. I have my suspicions.

Ofcom launches an investigation into Jon Snow's closing off the cuff remark about having "never seen so many white people in one place" on a pro-Brexit protest. Clearly Snow is a racist and authorities should satisfy the mob by impaling his head outside the House.

Doesn't end there; Ofcom will also investigate Farage for his opinion that Snow deserves to be attacked for his condescending bias, which ironically supports Ofcom's reason for investigating Snow. Unfortunately, Farage failed to clarify it should not be a physical attack, provoking angry officers to sharpen their knives though this has nothing to do with selective outrage in the hope of discrediting or otherwise neutralising a troublesome Brexiteer.

PC is not just a tool to keep the cattle mooing contentedly, much like 3W Lese Majesty laws it is also a formidable weapon to be wielded against political opponents.

Health and safety officials pull peanut butter from shelves because the jar doesn't warn it contains NUTS

Don't laugh, it's true!

Health and safety rules have been ridiculed after a brand of peanut butter was withdrawn because the jar does not warn it contains nuts.

The Whole Earth product is called '3 Nut Butter' and makes plain on the front of the label that it contains walnuts and pecans as well as peanuts.

But thousands of the £2.50 jars, available in major supermarkets such as Tesco, are being recalled because they breach rules which state there has to be a nut allergy warning in English on the jar.



Label says Peanut, Pecan and Walnut, and it's called 3 Nut Butter FFS!


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ains-nuts.html

i was accused of being a racist at work, by an immigrant.
The company responded by organising an interview for me with some corporate level human relations airheads.

i took my Thai ID card and a few family pic's with me, dropped them on the table, they were examined and then they asked if i wanted to have the guy who made allegations of my apparent racism, countercharged with racism as he was obviously biased with his opinion of Australians.

The entire PC brigade has simply gone too far.

THE LUNATICS ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM.