Thread: I just saw a man with an enormous cock!

..... Riding a bicycle past my house.

He had the bird stuffed under his arm.

Any strange sights passing your house?

Originally Posted by Simon43

Any strange sights passing your house?

Yes, a man with a massive cock...
















...he constantly walks down my street with his pants off.

I live is a shitty neighborhood.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Any strange sights passing your house?

That's strange? Quite normal around here. He's off cock fighting. Strange sight around here is no cock stuck under a mans arm.

He's a thief! Cock robbing!

Batman has notified the gendarmerie.

Originally Posted by Simon43

..... Riding a bicycle past my house.

He had the bird stuffed under his arm.

Any strange sights passing your house?

this thread is so disappointing

Originally Posted by Simon43

I just saw a man with an enormous cock!

your penchant phor the phallic is well pockumented

Originally Posted by Simon43

.... Riding a bicycle past my house.

You are not fooling anybody with this cockerel and bull story Simon.

Go on, admit it. You mainlined your testosterone dose directly into the man-slug against your doctor's advice and you have been walking up and down in front of the bathroom mirror taking selfies to send to poor unsuspecting girls on thaifriendly.com...!

Originally Posted by Simon43

I just saw a man with an enormous cock!

me too - in the mirror!!

Originally Posted by Simon43

.I just saw a man with an enormous cock!

Were you out 'hamming' again?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Yes, a man with a massive cock...
















...he constantly walks down my street with his pants off.

I live is a shitty neighborhood.

Sorry. My pants were a bit tight and I was only visiting.

Is this an example of that incredible Brittle humor the soap-dodgers keep telling us about?

It's far more second-grade playground buffoonery than nuanced, subtle and hilarious. D-

Try harder, preferably not here and not soon.

Originally Posted by Texpat

Is this an example of that incredible Brittle humor the soap-dodgers keep telling us about?

It's far more second-grade playground buffoonery than nuanced, subtle and hilarious. D-

Try harder, preferably not here and not soon.

Was it you with Boon Mee under your arm ....or maybe it was the other way around? I can’t decide who the bigger cock is.

Originally Posted by Simon43

I just saw a man with an enormous cock!

Simon . Have you found yet on Youtube? Inuendo Bingo?