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    $70 Billion Gash

    Jeff Bezos of Amazon will give up half of his reported $140 billion fortune to his ex...all to be with his new squeeze.

    Jeff Bezos has been seeing estranged wife of Hollywood mogul


    The tech tycoon sits at the top of the Bloomberg billionaires index, with a net worth of $137 billion — but he could have to cede the crown to Bill Gates depending on how the couple’s massive fortune is sliced up. It’s unclear if they have a prenup.

    Washington is a “community property state” — meaning divorcing couples without an existing agreement split their assets 50-50.

    That would see MacKenzie — a 48-year-old novelist — exiting the union with a net worth of nearly $68 billion, dropping Jeff to just the fifth-richest person on the planet, while she would become the richest woman in the world.




    Is she worth it? All that paper wealth must have warped his brain...imo. Now he'll no longer be the "richest man in the world."

    Here's a pic of his ex:



    Bezos' Twitter Divorce Announcement
    https://twitter.com/JeffBezos/status...rc=twsrc%5Etfw

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    Do you think he knobs her with his head?

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    He could...with that knob.

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    She must have something I can't see?

    Maybe she is his soul mate?

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    Bozzo's ex-wife has suddenly become a lot more attractive , lovely eyes.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    She must have something I can't see?
    Looks like a nice pair of bolt ons...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    Bozzo's ex-wife has suddenly become a lot more attractive , lovely eyes.....
    She looks more attractive to me, with or without the 70 bill, than the new girlfriend.

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    What about Priscilla Zuckerburger?





    Last edited by YourDaddy; 10-01-2019 at 04:21 PM.

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    You heartless bastards. Think of the poor bloke, struggling along with his last $70 billion.

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    The question may be if one would forgo the title of being the worlds richest man in order to do what he wants.
    He'll have to settle for living on just around 70 billion USD if that's the case. Is it even possible he never had a pre-nup property agreement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    She looks more attractive to me, with or without the 70 bill, than the new girlfriend.
    Agreed, he must have worn the slot out

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    Quote Originally Posted by cisco999 View Post
    Is it even possible he never had a pre-nup property agreement?
    He wasn't worth that much when they got married. I think they hitched up right around the same time he started Amazon.



    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    What about Priscilla Zuckerburger?
    Jeezus...what happened to her? She go on the Dillinger Diet??


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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    What about Priscilla Zuckerburger?





    Scrum-half or Prop?

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    1- new bird is shorter. A little squirt like Bezos couldn't handle a taller woman.
    2 - Old wife is better looking than the new bint. She knew the old Bezos though and not the megalomaniac [at][at][at][at] he is today.
    3 - Is that an old flip phone Sugarman has?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    You heartless bastards. Think of the poor bloke, struggling along with his last $70 billion.
    The struggle is real...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    lovely eyes.....
    is that the only original part left on her head ?

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    I do think the ex could use a sammich...or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Scrum-half or Prop?
    Certainly not a Hooker, nobody would pay for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    I do think the ex could use a sammich...or two.
    Yep, there'll be meat queuing up to be in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Certainly not a Hooker, nobody would pay for that.
    I'd pay to fuck her. Just imagine dropping those pictures onto Sugarmans desk with a "negatives for sale - $10,000,000" price tag on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    is that the only original part left on her head ?
    You must mean the replacement. His ex looks like original parts...to me.

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    Suckers....

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    Doubt Bezos cares one iota - he hasn't had to cut a coupon in a long, long time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cisco999 View Post
    The question may be if one would forgo the title of being the worlds richest man in order to do what he wants.
    He'll have to settle for living on just around 70 billion USD if that's the case. Is it even possible he never had a pre-nup property agreement?
    No reason to pre-nup, they married in 1994, Amazon started later that year as a no big deal online bookshop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    You heartless bastards. Think of the poor bloke, struggling along with his last $70 billion.
    just love kickin' a man when he's down

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