Beer Bar Etiquette

whatever you want zipcode! I have seen that happen and we just laughed and carried on with our own entertainment, with the girls

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Originally Posted by Butterfly

- DO NOT PASSIONATELY KISS THE BARGIRLS when buying the girls a drink. God knows where that mouth went 1 hour before you meet her. That goes also for ladyboys.

- IT IS NOT OK to perform sexual acts in the bars, EXCEPT IF you are really drunk and you are in Pattaya. Going down on bargirls when they are flashing their goods is NOT ACCEPTABLE and DISTASTEFUL. Barfine her and get a room. IT'S OK to engage in sexual acts in the bars if you DISCRETELY take the girl in the restrooms for a quicky. IT IS NOT OK to have sex with the bargirl while sitting next to other guests.

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Guilty on both counts.

Additional etiquette for the list:

1. Do NOT sneeze into your hand, then cop a feel to clean said hand.

2. It is perfectly OK (gentlemanly, even) to refuse a BG by telling her she looks too much like your ex-wife, or like your daughter. If this doesn't work, tell her there are some drunk Japanese men on the other side of the bar.

3. When sitting by the stage, do NOT tuck a 500B note into dancer's bikini bottom and then feel around elsewhere in said bikini looking for change.

4. NEVER tell a dancer you want to give her a tip, then ask her to bend over so you can slide your credit card down her butt-crack. Go to an ATM instead; at least you know what has been inside an ATM card slot.