Thread: How did it happen?

Originally Posted by Neverna

I wonder if a lack of wanking causes a similar outcome. I suppose I'm on the wrong forum to find out.

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Originally Posted by Neverna

Bastards. Was it the all arranged by the CIA to cause worldwide havoc and confusion? Sounds like the kind of thing they'd do for kicks in their coffee breaks.

No no no just a snide mod thinking they are barry big bollocks.

Originally Posted by Neverna

How did it happen?

Well, as you have already ruled out being "Frunked" it must have been "a momentary lapse of reason".

No harm, no foul.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Don't you get an sms from your bank as soon as a transaction happens?

Or did you forget that too?

I always had that.

When I had to change my phone number a week or so, changed it with my bank, it stopped. Still works for online banking. The OPT code is sent to my new number, just that there's no notifications of transactions sent via SMS.


anyone know the way to set it back up? Can do it via K-Bank online, or at the ATM? Too fookin' lazy to check for meself.

Cheers.

You need to change your meds, Nev.

Dr. Earl will sort you out, consultations every Friday in Mai Ass TD lounge annex.

Got the wrong trolley when shopping then.

Nobody will read the rest of that.

You're just getting old and have a quite dull life.

Experimental drugging might be quite acceptable in most particular circles.

Caution directed towards the wind.

Perceptions may vary...

And that attempt at a killer edit ...

Nev forgets he already took his ATM card.

I forget me trolley.

Syb forgets he's on a short holiday back from Sandpit Celibacyland.






:zing:

You're obviously getting strung out by how boring your life is.

And you think you can disguise it here.

Don't worry about it.

You were making shortbread a decade ago and posting it up.

You've always been as boring as fuck.

It's not an age thing.

Ding Ding Ding, where's that new On Nut place again?

I've forgotten how old I was before. And fuck knows how long I've been married but I know every single lyric from every 90s rock song off by heart.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I've forgotten how old I was before.

Actually been the norm for a few years, though still surprising when you're asked, and you have to think about it for a few seconds.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I've forgotten how old I was before. And fuck knows how long I've been married but I know every single lyric from every 90s rock song off by heart.

At least you remember the important stuff.

Originally Posted by Neverna

How did it happen?

Brain fart. Shit like this happens to me everyday.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Sometimes I've been driving and wondered where the last mile or two disapeared to.

It's when you pop out in a different galaxy the fun starts.

You've obviously got too many credit cards in your wallet. A spring clean may be in order. Or spread them out amongst the family, they will be safe enough.

Originally Posted by Norton

Brain fart. Shit like this happens to me everyday.

Associated with a clusterfuck?

Way of life for me.

There's only one solution Nev, get back onit like a car bonnet

Good to know it's not just me.

Wife keeps my passport as I can't be trusted. Door keys are always in the door so I don't forget them on the way out. Spare set in the car in case. Prefer Thailand where I have an empty mind and never have to lock anything.

have a little read of what went on with me during 2017.happenings i couldnt understand,so google WARNING SIGNS OF SEIZURES i had never had one in over 73yrs.but things like you have prescibed i asked myself did it actually happen.then the wife told me what she saw and i couldnt explain the same.so if its the first time this has happened to you NEV.write down if it happens again.something i NEVER done.
good luck.

^ I'll post it here, headhunter.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Shopping last week I went back to my trolley in the middle of the supermarket, took it to the check-outs and queued up.

Before suddenly realizing it wasn't my trolley.




Fok only knows what the Thai thought when their trolley disappeared and they had to start again.



Which would be preferable to them being next to it, and watch some dozy farang take it to the check-out, queue up, then suddenly jump and covertly dump it near the toilet paper section while scratching his noggin.




Spoiler Alert.

At Makro I had a beefy Brit yell OI when I walked off with his trolley, don't know why I felt like a fair copped tealeaf.

Originally Posted by Neverna

My card was for the same bank as the ATM. I got my card back (it was in my wallet!!) but I just don't recall it happening.

Nev, do you recall a shifty looking type around at the time?