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    Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

    Even though I was single when I arrived in Thailand, I presumed that at some point I would require a double bed at least, possibly bigger.

    Every property I have occupied has met my needs in this respect. So for those who cohabit, which side of the bed do you sleep on.

    Base your selection on your supine form occupying the space on the left or right hand side with your head uppermost and feet at the bottom.
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    Wet spot
    Varies depending on which partner I’m sleeping with (for lulu obviously)

    Do any posters believe in feng shui?
    I sleep on the left in Thailand and the right in Indonesia, because my partner likes someone between her and the door. In which case, the interloper will kill me first.

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    Nearest the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Nearest the door.
    Yes Sir. Always take the side nearest the door (i.e. between your missus and any possible intruder, or so I am led to believe).

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    Same here, except the reason is that I usually go to bed much later than her.

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    ^ My beds have always been placed in the bedroom such that the left side, as seen from the headboard, is nearest the door...

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    Took the left spot which was closet the door when first started sharing a bed. Have stayed on the left in different countries, homes and partners. Currently the wife is closet the door and it will stay that way in the new house. Time someone protected me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    partner likes someone between her and the door. In which case, the interloper will kill me first
    Same but I find that selfish in many ways.

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    Being right handed and having a huge banana shaped cock that bends to the left, i like to attack from the left, thus I sleep on the left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    the left side, as seen from the headboard,
    In that case I sleep on the right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Even though I was single when I arrived in Thailand, I presumed that at some point I would require a double bed at least, possibly bigger.

    Every property I have occupied has met my needs in this respect. So for those who cohabit, which side of the bed do you sleep on.

    Base your selection on your supine form occupying the space on the left or right hand side with your head uppermost and feet at the bottom.
    Left
    Right
    Middle
    Wet spot
    Varies depending on which partner I’m sleeping with (for lulu obviously)

    Do any posters believe in feng shui?
    I sleep on the left in Thailand and the right in Indonesia, because my partner likes someone between her and the door. In which case, the interloper will kill me first.
    The 12" nearest the door whether at home or hotel, and come to think of it even at family and friends. Start a new thread if you need details on how to acquire a few square inches of duvet from the hog.

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    Nearest the Door.

    Every Thai knows that the ghost comes in through the door.

    And never with the bedhead faced towards the South ... dead people and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Yes Sir. Always take the side nearest the door (i.e. between your missus and any possible intruder, or so I am led to believe).
    Nah, nearest the bog.

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    Some psych dept. published results on this. I came across it in the 90s.

    Seems within the 1st two (or so) months of hooking a new sucker, the majority of fems opt for the side nearest the door.

    Her instinct dictates that you're not trustworthy enough yet and could trap her ass thus devouring her heart for a midnight snack if given 1/2 the chance.

    Later (presumably after you've eaten some of her shit & asked for more), she realizes you're not a bloodthirsty raping machine and moves to the inside.

    I've noticed this occur, but then...I rant some fairly odd malarkey in the beginning of most relationships.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Some psych dept. published results on this. I came across it in the 90s.

    Seems within the 1st two (or so) months of hooking a new sucker, the majority of fems opt for the side nearest the door.

    Her instinct dictates that you're not trustworthy enough yet and could trap her ass thus devouring her heart for a midnight snack if given 1/2 the chance.

    Later (presumably after you've eaten some of her shit & asked for more), she realizes you're not a bloodthirsty raping machine and moves to the inside.

    I've noticed this occur, but then...I rant some fairly odd malarkey in the beginning of most relationships.
    Strangely, I have no recollection of which side of the bed I slept on with my first wife, (12 years) or my second wife, (16 years).
    I suspect that, as a serviceman at the time with both, I was just glad of a warm comfy foxhole for a change.

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    Our bedroom door is in the middle. The bed is in the middle. There is no "nearest the door". I sleep on the right. In Thailand I was on the left, coincidentally nearest the door. I think I prefer sleeping on the left though for the same reason as Dilli.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Strangely, I have no recollection of which side of the bed I slept on with my first wife, (12 years) or my second wife, (16 years).
    I suspect that, as a serviceman at the time with both, I was just glad of a warm comfy foxhole for a change.
    You married foxes ?

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    You have a bed??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    You have a bed??
    A sofa more likely...
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    Sleep on the left side
    Keep the sword hand free
    Whatever is gonna be
    Is gonna be


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    I prefer the door side so if I want to bail out I have a straight shot.

    Now that I have been married 7 or so years it doesn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    I prefer the door side so if I want to bail out I have a straight shot.

    Now that I have been married 7 or so years it doesn't matter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Hey no walk of shame. Some are fookin psychos and you want to run. College days could have been a "Coyote Ugly"...

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    After an incident with an A/C switch in a Bangkok hotel room, resulting in 7 stitches to my head, the side which has the least protruding objects...

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