Thread: Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

Some words of advice. If shagging a Mexican gal in Mexico sleep on side closest to window and always on the ground floor....

Whoever goes to bed first chooses the left hand side. Due to it being in line with the A/C airflow and cooler.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Futon.
Floor.
No politics.
No worries.

With no mosquito net, or fan, and the village roosters are your wake-up alarm. If you're going to keep this pathetic charade up at least try to make it sound authentic.

Stillalie.

All of those things but what about the man on the loudspeaker ? What a pain in the arse he is !

Why would anyone build a house in range of the loudspeaker?

I slept on the right side of the bed with my ex-wife.
Hoping for a better result I now sleep on the left side of the bed with my current (and hopefully last) wife

I've got bunk beds.

Is the gutter higher than dill can step?

Dill aint good with kerbs

After the wife and the dog I sleep on whichever bit is not occupied.

on this side.

Nearest to the radiator