Thread: Anyone been hanggliding?

Originally Posted by docmartin

In days of old when knights were bold and condoms not invented
they put their cocks in woollen socks but babies weren’t prevented

Hmmm, there's a metre and pattern that makes me suspect you have read some Ozzy poetry.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Hmmm, there's a metre and pattern that makes me suspect you have read some Ozzy poetry.

Read POETRY !!!
No, that would be gay and I’ll have you know that Australia being a young virile nation has no nasty effeminacy or homosexualism.
Except for hot lesbians. They’re accepted.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

A similar expletive was issued by my then 8 year old son, when he left the ground at a rate of knots on his maiden parascending flight.