So, here we are again, Xmas. What are your plans for the festive fakery?

**Scottish Gary** · 26-11-2018, 10:07 PM

The bars in Pattaya take the piss with their Xmas dinner prices. A Sunday roast which costs about 250 baht all year round suddenly jumps to 2000 baht for Christmas. Its exactly the same food give or take the odd bit of dry turkey. I know its supply and demand and if folk want to pay it the bars are hardly going to say no but all these high season tourists don't realize they are getting shafted up the shitter.

**hallelujah** · 26-11-2018, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Well, I see 2 potential problems.

I doubt he'd get past the first security check, or fit through the 2nd.

Christmas will be the same as every other Christmas these days: eat, drink, fall asleep. Eat, drink, fall asleep.

And repeat...

**Dragonfly94** · 26-11-2018, 11:12 PM

Better get the Christmas hat up before NTD beats you to it

**Luigi** · 26-11-2018, 11:32 PM

Don't forget the snow.

That was popular.

**katie23** · 27-11-2018, 07:24 AM

Have to do a number for the ofc Xmas party. Our theme is retro, and my group will do the...

Spice Girls!

So... Tell me what you want, what you really really want....

To the Brits on here - I will accept donations/ crowd funding for the Union Jack costume of Ginger Spice

**Luigi** · 27-11-2018, 07:42 AM

My heart just skipped a few beats.

**Luigi** · 27-11-2018, 07:44 AM

What are your plans for the festive fakery? (So, here we are again, Xmas. What are your plans for the festive fakery?)

Flying to the Philippines in me Simon Fuller costume.

**katie23** · 27-11-2018, 03:50 PM

^had to Google who Simon Fuller is...

@Luigi - if you wanna be my lovahh, you gotta get with my friends...and they all eat balut!

p.s. I am trying to conjure the Ginger Spice outfit from my current wardrobe...not an easy task... Heh...

**Luigi** · 27-11-2018, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by katie23

balut!

My favorite! What a coincidence.

**stroller** · 27-11-2018, 04:34 PM

I prefer them just a little bit older:
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**GracelessFawn** · 27-11-2018, 06:46 PM

Loads of Christmas parties here in Flipperville. Of course, no party is complete without the usual booze (Red Horse is my usual) and videoke machine.

**Dillinger** · 27-11-2018, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

no party is complete without the usual booze (Red Horse is my usual) and videoke machine

Whats a videoke machine? Is that like a karaoke machine but also shows the drunken, slurring, swaying, song murdering offender on the big screen?

Here's a tip..... put You Tube on instead and listen to talented people who earn a living from performing.

**Loy Toy** · 27-11-2018, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

put You Tube on instead and listen to talented people who earn a living from performing.

I played a session in the Blues Brothers last Saturday night and now everyone is calling me Charlie Watts!

Didn't even receive a free beer for my talented exploits then again I didn't get kicked out!

**Dillinger** · 27-11-2018, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I played a session in the Blues Brothers last Saturday night and now everyone is calling me Charlie Watts!

Who?
Is he a Filipino?

**Loy Toy** · 27-11-2018, 07:48 PM

^ What?

**hick** · 27-11-2018, 08:10 PM

What's on first.

Who's on second.

**HuangLao** · 27-11-2018, 08:13 PM

*BURP.....*

**NamPikToot** · 27-11-2018, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

now everyone is calling me Charlie Watts!

So you are the one no one remembers, has a huge and expensive car collection he never drives, but likes to sit in them an just smell them? not weird at all Loy

**Topper** · 27-11-2018, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Didn't even receive a free beer for my talented exploits then again I didn't get kicked out!

The management probably assumed you'd get the hint.

**cyrille** · 27-11-2018, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I played a session in the Blues Brothers last Saturday night and now everyone is calling me Charlie Watts!

Only because you look like you're in your late seventies, and everybody thought you were sitting down.

**David48atTD** · 28-11-2018, 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

talented people who earn a living from performing.

Christmas on Soi Cowboy

**headhunter** · 28-11-2018, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Whats a videoke machine? Is that like a karaoke machine but also shows the drunken, slurring, swaying, song murdering offender on the big screen?

Here's a tip..... put You Tube on instead and listen to talented people who earn a living from performing.

here,s one,MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE NODDY HOLDER [SLADE]
every year I play QUEENS GTREATEST HITS,but this year is coming up to the first anniversary of our beloved SAMS passing so I will honour him in silence.
I wish I could post photo's of him dressed up as santa sam.