Thread: US Thanksgiving

Originally Posted by SKkin

I've been led to believe over the years that the "Indians" provided most of the food for the pilgrims

...castigate those who have misled you...again...

Originally Posted by tomcat

deliciously moist and very satisfying: kudos to the Australian chef responsible for the bird, the stuffing and freshly made cranberry sauce...he says he'll do another bird at Christmas: I'll be in line for that one, too..

So many innuendos in there.

...^especially if you're a turkey...

Al Pacino's Thanksgiving:

Originally Posted by bsnub

Yes you stupid fuck I have a girlfriend and have for almost seven years. She is a chef and will be cooking and supporting my aunt. Why don't you fuck off you miserable coont.

So your aunt is cooking a turkey and needs the support of your imaginary gf, should be an interesting day

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

should be

tense police

it was an invasion and a genocide,

that's what the Israelis are trying to repeat with the full support of the Americans,

^What type of wine best accompanies that.?

Moonshine

This was my bird tonight. Fantastic.

Originally Posted by kmart

^What type of wine best accompanies that.?

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

it was an invasion and a genocide,

that's what the Israelis are trying to repeat with the full support of the Americans,

This whine

...^^looks good...I see you have the wingless variety...

Originally Posted by bsnub

This was my bird tonight. Fantastic.

Looks really good snub...better than my poor little pigeon. In a proper roasting pan too.

Originally Posted by tomcat

.I see you have the wingless variety...

I see a wing...down under.

...you're right: turns out I was looking at the encrusted nipple...

Originally Posted by David48atTD

What is the connection between Turkeys (roasted) and Thanksgiving?

I've rethought this David. I'd say it's because of really good marketing by the US domestic turkey industry.

Originally Posted by bsnub

This was my bird tonight. Fantastic.

How did the Friskies Party Mix come into play? Sprinkled over the stuffing?

Originally Posted by SKkin

Looks really good snub...better than my poor little pigeon.

Your bird looked great man I am sure it was delish.

Originally Posted by tomcat

I see you have the wingless variety...

Oh it had wings believe me. It was a free range, fresh, locally raised bird and it was set to rest on the counter for two hours and it was one of the best tasting turkeys I have had. Very moist and delish.

Originally Posted by SKkin

How did the Friskies Party Mix come into play?

My Aunt is a crazy cat lady what can I say.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Oh it had wings believe me

...I believe you...are you avoiding SKKin's Friskies question?...

Originally Posted by tomcat

are you avoiding SKKin's Friskies question?...

Post updated.

Originally Posted by bsnub

My Aunt is a crazy cat lady

...How did you get the fur off the "turkey"?...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...How did you get the fur off the "turkey"?...

...^555...

^ The pussy was not pleased.

Dill beat me to it ...