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    ... I'd hate to think how much time that took to make.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Dear Pat

    I can see your therapy has improved your warped sense of humour.

    Who is that "lady" with her hand on the leader of the Rhyl Edl's shoulder?

    Chitty

    I'm almost believing that The Dilly could be tutored by the good Mr. Pat....
    Shines.

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    Who is that "lady" with her hand on the leader of the Rhyl Edl's shoulder?
    Punty's uni student off Tinder





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    ... I'd hate to think how much time that took to make.

    About 3 joints
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    Dear Pat

    Punty's fixation with dirty old whores who masquerade as uni students is worrying.

    Maybe Punty needs to sit on the sofa.

    If he feels to shy to sit on the sofa maybe the good ship TD can assist him on his road to recovery.


    Chitty

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    Oh hell, it's about time it's put into layman's terms.
    Anything greater than a 45 equals KY

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    Karma sutra?

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    Chittychangchang, sleeping on it?
    Note to self, the hotel curtains make handy towelettes.

    Bring your own pillow, never know who has been on the couch.






    Fish?

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    Dear Chitty.
    As I previously mentioned on the Mod thread, I am cursed with a 15 inch schlong. Out of the last 10 women I dated, 5 feinted as soon as I took off my underwear. 3 contracted PTSD immediately. One went into immediate shock and the other squealed so loudly when I slipped it in, I was deaf for 3 days. Do you think I should substitute 30 W 50 for KY?
    Signed humongous.

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    Try automatic transmission fluid....or better still, a full synthetic oil.... specific for high-revving applications.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Chittychangchang, sleeping on it?
    Note to self, the hotel curtains make handy towelettes.

    Bring your own pillow, never know who has been on the couch.






    Fish?
    Dear Fish,

    Thanks for the tips.

    However, for a more in depth analysis of your brain cell, i require a random machinery shot.

    Together we'll crack this terrible affliction of yours.


    Chitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    Dear Chitty.
    As I previously mentioned on the Mod thread, I am cursed with a 15 inch schlong. Out of the last 10 women I dated, 5 feinted as soon as I took off my underwear. 3 contracted PTSD immediately. One went into immediate shock and the other squealed so loudly when I slipped it in, I was deaf for 3 days. Do you think I should substitute 30 W 50 for KY?
    Signed humongous.
    Dear HC,

    Avoid eating cheese before you sleep.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    Dear Chitty.
    As I previously mentioned on the Mod thread, I am cursed with a 15 inch schlong. Out of the last 10 women I dated, 5 feinted as soon as I took off my underwear. 3 contracted PTSD immediately. One went into immediate shock and the other squealed so loudly when I slipped it in, I was deaf for 3 days. Do you think I should substitute 30 W 50 for KY?
    Signed humongous.
    I've got an unwanted penis reduction tool , It helped me down from 14 to 12 inches which is a happy length tho I don't use it as a rule.

    PM your eMaila and I send you free the photo of my mother-in-law ,the buffalo tamer.

    Thanks for sharing, I hope you signed the consenting adults in partition waiver I believe Dr Chitty is streaming his couch sessions
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    I just want the chance to use a bigger porridge bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Oh hell, it's about time it's put into layman's terms.
    Anything greater than a 45 equals KY

    Dear Fish

    The only cure for you is to post up more random machinery parts on TD,


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    Dear Everyone,


    I'm a bit pissed tonight can i have some loving and therapy.


    Chitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Dear Everyone,


    I'm a bit pissed tonight can i have some loving and therapy.


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    Dear Chitty,

    You may be a full blown alcoholic. Harden up, get off the fruity wine and try some stronger drugs.

    Hick

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    Dear all,

    Chittys free therapy sofa is back open for business.

    So feel free to plop down and unburden yourselves.

    Remember, Sharing is caring.

    Yours

    Dr Chitty .

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    Yes Mods, it's a bump ... but under 3 years so OK?

    Great thread, because of both the concept and the many dearly departed Members and some of the imagery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Who are some of the faces that Pat used for these

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Yes Mods, it's a bump ... but under 3 years so OK?

    Great thread, because of both the concept and the many dearly departed Members and some of the imagery.
    Despite the bump, I agree. I wonder how I missed this thread first time around? Maybe I was preoccupied at the time.
    Trying to think of problems for Chitty’s couch, but I don’t really have any worthy of such analysis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Despite the bump, I agree. I wonder how I missed this thread first time around? Maybe I was preoccupied at the time.
    Trying to think of problems for Chitty’s couch, but I don’t really have any worthy of such analysis.

    Awe, come 'on Switch, we all have a few skeletons in the closet, a few dementors flying around.

    Now, relax down on the couch, close your eyes, think back to your childhood and tell me about the first memories you have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Awe, come 'on Switch, we all have a few skeletons in the closet, a few dementors flying around.

    Now, relax down on the couch, close your eyes, think back to your childhood and tell me about the first memories you have.
    Skeletons in the closet? Plenty of those. I have a history of learning from mistakes, so those skeletons no longer rattle me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    I have a history of learning from mistakes, so those skeletons no longer rattle me.
    Odd. You would never know it based on your posting history.

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